Blonde Jokes or funny blonde jokes or Redneck Jokes or Fool Jokes or Idiot Jokes are the jokes on ultimate foolish people espacially females.
Sometime stupidity of these foolish persons arise a comic situation for example: After saving a sinking person in a swimming pool a blonde hanged this person with a rope by his neck to be dry like we do with our cloths to become dry blonde jokes are like these situation. We have a good collection of hilarious Blonde Jokes. So don't miss these Blonde Jokes and have fun. If you have some blonde jokes please send your joke to us so that we will display it on our website.
Latest Blonde Jokes
S. E. X. Frogs
A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde, goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign says: Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee! (Comes with complete instructions).
The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody’s watching her and whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I’ll take one." The man packaged the frog and said, "Just follow the instructions carefully."
The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, the girl takes out the instructions and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it says to do:
1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy teddy.
4. Crawl into bed and position the frog in place.
She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise, nothing happens! The girl is totally frustrated and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store." So, the girl calls the pet store.
The man says, "I had some complaints earlier today. I’ll be right over." Within five minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The girl welcomes him in and says, "See, I’ve done everything according to the instructions and the damn thing just sits there."
The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly says: "Listen to me! I’m only going to show you how to do this one more time!"
Parachute Juming
A blonde was attending a class of parachute juming. the instructor told them to start preparing for landing at 300 feet.
Blonde : How I’d I get to know that I’m at 300 feet.
Instructor : When you start recognising people.
Blonde : What if I don’t recognise anyone there?
The blonde and the worm
Q: How does a blonde try to kill a worm?
A: Bury it alive!
Magic Mirror
There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.
If you told a lie it would suck you in.
One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said "I think I’m the most beautiful woman in the world" and it sucked her in.
The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said "I think I’m the most beautiful woman in the world" and it sucked her in.
Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said "I think…" and it sucked her in.
Mail Box
A man was in his front yard mowing grass, when his attractive blonde female neighbor, Judy, came out of her house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mail box, and again opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, YOU’VE GOT MAIL."
