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Computer Jokes ng karunga !!
T: Nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?
S: Facebook pages ka Admin banunga.
T: Ohoo, I mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge?
S: Facebook Admin Rights.
T: IDIOT! mera matlab bade ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge?
S: Facebook par page bnaunga 'I Luv MOM & DAD'
T: Stupid tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hain?
S: Mere Facebook ka Pasword.
T: Hey Bhagwan, tumari zindagi ka kya maksad hai?
S: Facebook, but never Face ur Book :p ;).
Funny Computer Jokes Interface?
A. Terms are different nothing more ]
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Q. What is JFC ?
A. Jilebi, Fanta & Coffee
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Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ?
A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will have 3 tyres.
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Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server ? Which methodology will follow ?
A. Send it through courier.
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Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA ?
A. As you wish , I do not have any objections.
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Q. How to communicate 2 threads each other ?
A. Non living things cant communicate.
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Q. What is meant by flickering ?
A. Closing and opening of eyes at girls.
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Q. Explain RMI Architecture?
A. I am a computer professional not an architect student.
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Q. What is the use of Servlets ?
A. In hotels, they can replace servers.
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Q. What is the dif ference between Process and Threads ?
A. Threads are small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example for process.
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Q. When is update method called ?
A. Who is update method?
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Q. What is JAR file ?
A. File that can be kept inside a jar.
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Q. What is JINI ?
A. A ghost which was Aladdins friend.
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Q. How will you call an Applet from a _Java Script?
A. I will give invitation.
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Q. How you can know about drivers and database information ?
A. I will go and enquire in the bus depot.
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Q. What is serialization ?
A. Arranging one after the other from left to right.
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Q. What is bean ? Where it can be used ?
A. A kind of vegetable. In kitchens for cooking they can be used.
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Q. Write down how will you create a binary Tree ?
A. When we sow a binary seed , a binary tree will grow.
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Q. What is the exact difference between Unicast and Multicast object ?
A. If in a society, if there is only one caste, then it is Unicast, else it is multicast
Best Computer Joke cally, it may need a ball replacement. Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Units).Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse.Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop off method. Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge.Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately. It is recommended that each person have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.Any customer missing his balls should contact the local personnel in charge of removing and replacing these necessary items. Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working balls is an unhappy customer.
Latest Jokes on Computer the future of 32-bit operating systems. They decide to throw a coin.
Cannavino: "If the number is up, OS/2 will be the new standard, if its head Windows95 will be the new standard.
Gates: "Hey, you forgot Windows NT."
Cannavino: "No, I didnt. If the coin falls on end, Windows NT will be the future."
Funny Computer Jokes ing together to an engineering seminar the car began jerking and shuttering. The mechanical engineer, said, "I think the car has a faulty carburetor."The electrical engineer said, "no, I think the problem lies with the alternator."The computer engineer brightened up and said, "I know, lets stop the car, all get out of the car and get back in again!"
Best Computer Joke rom AMD are having a conference. Suddenly Bill Gates starts to talk to his watchc Grove and Sanders are surprised. "Thats the new telephone feature from Microsoft at Work it comes with Windows96 describes Bill Gates. Five minutes later Andy Groves interrupts the conference. "Sorry, itfs a call" and starts to talk very silent. "Thatfs the newest Intel-Product. A satellite-telephone in my tooth."Just a few seconds lets out a loud fart: "Give me some paper ! Ifm receiving a fax!
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