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Snowmen and Snowwomen (Dirty Jokes One Liners)
What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
Snowballs.

KFC and a Woman (Dirty Jokes One Liners)
What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

Woman Like a Condom (Dirty Jokes One Liners)
How is a woman like a condom?
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

Difference (Dirty Jokes One Liners)
What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.

Nuts Talking (Dirty Jokes One Liners)
What did the left nut say to the right nut?
The guy in the middle thinks he is so hard!

Swim on its back (Dirty Jokes One Liners)
Why does a squirrle swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.

Snowman Smile (Dirty Jokes One Liners)
Q: Why did the snowman smile?

A: Because the snowblower is coming.

365 Condoms (Dirty Jokes One Liners)
Q: What's the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?

A: One's a Goodyear and the other is a fucking goodyear.

Prostitute and Trapese Artist (Dirty Jokes One Liners)
Q: What's the difference between a prostitute and a trapese artist?

A: One is got a cunning stunt...the other has a stunning cunt.