Funny Jokes

John feared that his wife Anna wasn't hearing well. ... More ›


Funny Jokes He called a Dr. who told him a simple test. "Talk from 40 ft away in casual tone. If she doesn't hear u go to 30 ft then 20 ft & so on until u get a response" In evening, Wife was in kitchen. He was in lounge. In normal tone he asks : "Honey! wats 4 dinner? No Response. He moves closer, about 30 ft but still no response. Next he move to 20 ft. again no response! So he walks up to the kitchen bout 10 ft. away. Again no response ... !!! So he walks up right behind her : "Anna ! wats 4 dinner??? "For God's sake John, for the 5th time am telling you "CHICKEN" "CHICKEN"

Medical & Engg. College principls argued that their stu ... More ›


Clean Funny Jokes dents are fearless. Medical college principal called the students & asked to jump in sea full of sharks. They Jumped. Principal said: "See the guts" Engg. College principal called the students & told them to jump. they said "Pagal hai kya Takle?" Principal said: "See the guts".

Gf giving house direction to her bf- "come to fron ... More ›


Good Jokes t gate of apartment" where I live Look for flat 9A, U ll find a lift on your right, with ur ELBOW hit 9 get out of the lift U ll find my flat on left Hit doorbell with your ELBOW & I ll get d door 4u. Bf says- Dear Dat seems easy but why am Hit all the buttons with my elbows. Gf- OMG Baby u are not coming with Empty handed r u?

How to Identify Different Citizens of India:-

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Cool Funny Jokes io 1: Two guys are fighting & a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on. That's MUMBAI. Scenario 2 Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out & call their friends on their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting. You are definitely in PUNJAB. Senario 3 Two guys are fighting & a third guy comes along and tries to make peace. The first two get together and beat him up. That's Rajasthan. Scenario 4 Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a tea stall. "Welcome To Delhi".. :)

Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have le ... More ›


Funny ft will start to move faster than the one you are in now. Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one. Law of Mechanical Repair: after your hands become coated with grease, yr nose will begin to itch. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings. LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will! LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last. LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Think u r sitting in front of computer,
What computer ... More ›


Jokes will think? U know? "INTEL inside MENTAL outside" U r standing in front of fridge, what fridge will think? "Cool inside fool outside!!!"

A guy goes down for breakfast and it is quite obvious t ... More ›


Funny Jokes hat his wife has the hump with him. He asks what is the matter. She replies, "Last night you were talking in your sleep and I want to know who Linda is?" Thinking quickly on his feet he tells her that Linda was ‘Lucky Linda’ and was actually a name of a horse that he bet on that day and won £40. She seemed quite happy with the explanation and he went off to work. When he got home that night, his wife had the hump with him again. Asking her what the matter was now, she replied "Your horse phoned."

Tips to reduce weight…
First turn your head to the rig ... More ›


Clean Funny Jokes ht and then to the left. .. … …. ….. Repeat this exercise whenever your offered something to eat!