Funny Jokes
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Funny Jokes or clean funny jokes or Good Jokes or Cool Jokes are those jokes which could be viewed by a person of any age because it
doesn't contain any adult content. These jokes are simple jokes but with a great fun and humor. Funny jokes are words communicated with the intent of being laughed at or found funny. Laughter is the biological reaction of people to humor and funny jokes. Our Funny jokes are healthy and are recommended to every human being daily. We have thousands of funny jokes for you. So what are you waiting for just enjoy these jokes.
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Latest Funny Jokes
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Income Tax Problem
My income tax return form has been sent back to me because in response to question for "Number of dependents on you?".
I replied : 65% of population who doesn't pay taxes."2.1million illegal Immigrants; 9,00,000 criminals in over 85 prisons.....and above all 769 Idiots in parliament.
They said this was not an acceptable answer ..!!
I am still wondering... Who the hell did I miss out?
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From the day we met
Boy : From the day we met I haven ’t drink or smoked …
Girl : How sweet of u, ...r u madly in love with me?
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Boy: SHUT UP !,
U MADE MY
POCKETS EMPTY.
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Date with husband's best friend
Woman on date with husband's best friend;
*phone ring*
Woman: Yes? Ok , fine , bye!
Turns to her Lover and laughs: My husband says he is playing golf with U.
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Height Of Confidence
Once many professors were called n asked to sit in an airplane to go on a journey...
After they sat, they were informed that the plane is made by their students,
All of them ran n got out of the plane except one ...
People asked him the reason ...
He said:
"If it is made by my students, It won't even start"
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Race for Mobile
Girl- Nice mobile. Where did u buy?
Boy- I won this in a running race.
Girl- How many people participated?
Boy- Mobile owner, police and me.
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