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Kya laga kar soya karun
Kya laga kar soya karun Kya laga kar soya karun
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Girl to doctor: Meri skin bohat soft aur sensitive hai. ... More


Medical Jokes .Mera rang bhi boht gora hai..mein raat ko kya laga kar soya karun? Doctor: KUNDI.
A tragic LUV Story
A tragic LUV Story A tragic LUV Story
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A PIG fell in love with a HEN. ... More



Doctor Jokes 1 day they kissed each other... next day PIG died of BIRD FLU and BIRD died of SWINE FLU "AJAB PREM KI GAJAB KAHANI".....
Oxygen Mask
Oxygen Mask Oxygen Mask
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There was a man who just had been bashed up outside a n ... More


Funny Jokes on Medical field ight club, when he awoke he was in hospital with tubes in his arms and an oxygen mask on. Just then a hot lookin nurse came in and started to check his IV and tubes in his arms. Then he moaned ARE MY TESTICLES BLACK? Pardon said the nurse?ARE MY TESTICLES BLACK?. Sorry she said I'm not quilified to check that. Again he says ARE MY TESTICLES BLACK?. Feeling sorry for him she says ok I'll check. She picks them up and examines them and his p*nis then covers them up. Nope she says there all ok. He slowly reaches up takes off his oxygen mask and says THAT WAS VERY NICE DEAR BUT ARE MY TEST RESULTS BACK?
A Beautiful Woman and A Gynecologist
A Beautiful Woman and A Gynecologist A Beautiful Woman and A Gynecologist
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A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. T ... More


Doctor Medical Joke he doctor took one look at her and all his professionalism went out the window. He immediately told her to undress. After she had disrobed, the doctor began to stroke her thigh. Doing so, he asked her, "Do you know what I'm doing?" "Yes," she replied, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities." "That is right," said the doctor. He then began to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" "Yes," the woman said, "you're checking for any lumps or breast cancer." "Correct," replied the shady doctor. Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked, "Do you know what I'm doing now?" "Yes," she said. "You're getting herpes, which is why I came here in the first place."
Feeling Like...
Feeling Like... Feeling Like...
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These three guys were stranded in the middle of nowhere ... More


Latest Medical Jokes when suddely they came across a farm. The Guy who answered the door said "You can either sleep in the hay or with my 18 daughters," so he chooses the hay. The second guy came to the man said he wanted to sleep in the hay as well. But the third guy chose his 18 daughters. In the morning, The fist guy said "oh, my dick feels like straw," the second guy said "oh, my dick fells like straw also,"the third guy asid’" hehe, my dick feels like a golf ball that’s been in 18 holes!"
Psychiatrist Session
Psychiatrist Session Psychiatrist Session
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GIRL: I have done a great sin. I called my boyfriend a ... More


Medical BASTARD. PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that’s not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that? GIRL: Well, he kissed me. PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this? GIRL: .. Yes! PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD. GIRL: But, he put his hand in my bra. PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this? GIRL: Yes! PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD. GIRL: But, he took my clothes off. PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this? GIRL: Yes! PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD. GIRL: But, he had sex with me! PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this? GIRL: .Yes! PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD. GIRL: But, he told me he has AIDS. PSYCHIATRIST: BASTARD!
Certificate
Certificate Certificate
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Doctor: Please take your seat sir. what is your problem ... More


Nurses ?? Patient: Hello Doctor please can you give me your certificate? Doctor: Why? Patient: I took 2 weeks leave in my office. They asked me to get an "Doctor Certificate".
How They Make Latex Gloves
How They Make Latex Gloves How They Make Latex Gloves
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A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old l ... More


Medical Jokes ady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his latex gloves. "Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked. "No, I don’t," she replied. "Well," he spoofed, "there’s a building in Mexico with a big tank of latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size." She didn’t crack a smile. "Oh, well. I tried," he thought. But five minutes later, during the procedure she burst out laughing. "What’s so funny?" he asked. "I was just envisioning how condoms are made!"

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