Medical Jokes or Doctor Jokes or Medical Humor or Nursing Jokes is related to Patients, Doctors, Nurses, Medicines, Insane Patients, Disease
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First-year students at Texas A & M's Veterinary school were attending their first Anatomy class, with a real dead pig.
They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a White sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, 'In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a Doctor".
Doctor: The first is that you should not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body'.
For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, Stuck his finger in the butt of the dead pig, withdrew it and stuck his Finger in his mouth.
'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his Students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes.
But eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead pig and sucking on it.
When everyone finished sucking, the Professor looked at them and said, 'The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention.
Laughter is the best medicine
Laughter is the best medicine, But if u are laughing without any reason, u need medicine..! ;)
Kya laga kar soya karun
Girl to doctor: Meri skin bohat soft aur sensitive hai..Mera rang bhi boht gora hai..mein raat ko kya laga kar soya karun?
Doctor: KUNDI.
A PIG fell in love with a HEN.
1 day they kissed each other...
next day PIG died of BIRD FLU
and BIRD died of SWINE FLU
"AJAB PREM KI GAJAB KAHANI".....
Oxygen Mask
There was a man who just had been bashed up outside a night club, when he awoke he was in hospital with tubes in his arms and an oxygen mask on. Just then a hot lookin nurse came in and started to check his IV and tubes in his arms. Then he moaned ARE MY TESTICLES BLACK? Pardon said the nurse?ARE MY TESTICLES BLACK?. Sorry she said I'm not quilified to check that. Again he says ARE MY TESTICLES BLACK?. Feeling sorry for him she says ok I'll check. She picks them up and examines them and his p*nis then covers them up. Nope she says there all ok. He slowly reaches up takes off his oxygen mask and says THAT WAS VERY NICE DEAR BUT ARE MY TEST RESULTS BACK?
