Office Jokes

Smallest resignation letter ever....

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Arguing with your boss is like wrestling with a donkey ... More ›


Office Humor in the mud. After some time you will realize that you are getting dirty and the donkey is enjoying it..!

World’s smallest resignation letter?
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Funny Jokes on Office environment love Ur wife. Thank you

Mr. Smyth had just hired himself a new secretary. She w ... More ›


Best Office Jokes as young, sweet, polite and a little on the shy side. One day while, taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. Being both shy and polite, when leaving the room she said, "Oh Mr. Smyth, did you know your barracks door is open?" He did not understand her remark, thinking to himself that perhaps he’d erred in judgement and hired someone a little on the loopy side… but later on he happened to look down and notice that his zipper was open. Realizing what she’d meant, and being a bit of a cad himself, he decided to have some fun with her. Calling her in, he asked her, "By the way, Miss James… when you saw my barracks door open this morning, did you also see a soldier standing at attention?" The secretary, in a quickly witted retort that made it clear shy and polite does not always equal dumb, replied, "Why no, Mr. Smyth. All I saw was a little disabled veteran sitting on two old duffel bags".

Mechanical engineer wife calls his husband that tumhara ... More ›


Employee spare part aa gaya hai (usko bacha hua) Then husband say check karo niche nut hai ya bolt

A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist we ... More ›


Office re arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world. The doctor remarked, ‘Well, in the Bible it says that God created Eve from a rib taken from Adam. This clearly required surgery, so I can rightly claim that mine is the oldest profession in the world.’ The civil engineer interrupted and said, ‘But even earlier in the book of Genesis, it states that God created the order of the heavens and the earth from out of the chaos. This was the first and certainly the most spectacular application of civil engineering. Therefore, fair doctor, you are wrong; mine is the oldest profession in the world.’ The computer scientist leaned back in his chair, smiled and said confidently, ‘Ah, but who do you think created the chaos?’

The boss at Knysna’s Pick n Pay was concerned that his ... More ›


Joke employees weren’t giving him enough respect so he tried an old fashioned method of persuasion: He brought in a sign that said "I’m the Boss!” and taped it to his door. After lunch, he noticed someone had taped another note under his: "Your wife called. She wants her sign back!”

On a ship, the Project managers of three different comp ... More ›


Office Jokes anies belonging to 3 different nations were traveling with their Trainee guys. They started an argument on whose Trainee engineer had more guts. The American PM called for one of his man and told him to jump off and take a round swimming around the moving ship. The Trainee did as he was commanded. The American PM boasted of by saying, “See the guts!” Now the German PM called out for one of his man and asked him to take two similar rounds around the moving ship. The Trainee did as he was told. When he came back from the water the German PM said, “See the guts!” Now the Indian PM called out for his most courageous man and asked him to take five similar rounds. The Trainee promptly replied, ” Why the hell should I ???” The PM proudly said, “See the guts!”