Political Jokes

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Corruption ka nasha py ... More ›


Political Jokes aare, nasha sabse nashila hai, Jise dekho yaha woh corruption ke baarish mein geela hai, Politics ke naam pe karte sabhi ab bhrasht-leela hain... Baba Ramdev comments : "Aur mein karu to saala character dheela he..?" :-p :d

Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an air ... More ›


Political Humor plane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, "Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.” The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to The Obama, "What would you like to talk about?” "Oh, I don’t know,” said the Obama. "How about What Changes I Should Make To America?” and he smiles. "OK,” she says. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?” Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it for a second and finally says, "Hmmm, I have no idea.” To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to change America when you don’t know shit?”

One day Bush was out jogging and accidentally fell from ... More ›


Best Political Joke a bridge into a very cold river. Three boys, playing along the river, saw the accident. Without a second thought, they jumped in the water and dragged the wet president out of the river. After cleaning up he said, “Boys, you saved the President of the United States today. You deserve a reward. You name it, I’ll give it to you.” The first boy said, “Please, I’d like a ticket to Disneyland!” “I’ll personally hand it to you,” said Bush. “I’d like a pair of Nike Air Turbos,” the second boy said. “I’ll buy them myself and give them to you,” said Bush. “And I’d like a wheelchair with a stereo in it,” said the third boy. “I’ll personally … wait a second, son, you’re not handicapped!” “No, but I will be when my father finds out whom I saved from drowning.”

Application Form For Lok Sabha Election

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Latest Political Jokes Candidate: ____________ 1. Name of Candidate: ____________ _________ 2.Present Address: (i.)Name of Jail: ____________ _________ (ii.)Cell Number: ____________ _________ 3.Political Party: ____________ _________ *List ONLY the Last Five parties in Chronological (Order) 4.Nationality: [ ] A- Italian B- Indian 5.Reasons for leaving last party (circle one or more) A- Defected B- Expelled C- Bought out D- None of above E- All of above 6.Reasons for contesting elections (circle one or more) A- To make money B- To escape court trial C- To grossly misuse power D- To serve the public E- I have no clue (If you choose “D, attach Certificate of Sanity from a Recognized Government Psychiatrist) 7.How many years of public service experience do you possess? A- 1-2 yrs B- 2-6yrs C- 6-15yrs D- 15+yrs 8.Give details of any criminal cases pending against you (Use as many Additional Sheets as you want) 9.How many years have you spent in Jail? [ ] (Do not confuse with question 8) A- 1-2 years B- 2-6 years C- 6-15 years D- 15+years 10.Are you involved in any financial scams? [ ] A- Why not B- Of Course C- Definitely D- I deny it all E- I see a foreign hand. 11. What is your Annual Corruption Income? [ ] A- 100-500 Crores B- 500-1000 Crores C- Overflow… (Convert all your $ earning from Hawala etc to Rupees) 12. Do you have any developmental plans for India in mind? [ ] A- No B- No C- No D- No 13.Describe your achievements in space provided: [_________] Issued in public interest by Election Commission of India.

An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time w ... More ›


Political Jokes as being wined and dined by the State Department. The Grand Emir was unused to the salt in American foods (french fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies etc.) and was constantly sending his manservant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water. Time and again, Abdul would scamper off and return with a glass of water, but then came the time when he returned empty-handed.The Emir was angry and shouted " Abdul, you son of an ugly camel, where is my water?". "A thousand pardons, O Illustrious One," stammered the wretched Abdul, "white man sit on well." (the shit pot!)

You know you work for the government when:

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Political Humor ocess becomes more important than the product. * You don''t see anything wrong with attending a meeting on a subject you know nothing about. * You feel you contributed to the meeting just by being there. * You stop raising issues/problems because you know you will be the one answering them. * You fly first class across the country to attend a conference with 100+ people to discuss the fact that the project does not have enough money. * You've sat at the same desk for 3 years, done the same thing for 3 years, but have had 3 different business cards.

Barbara Walters filed a report on gender roles in Kuwai ... More ›


Best Political Joke t a few years prior to the Gulf War, and noted then that, in traditional Islamic fashion, women customarily walked about 10 feet behind their husbands. Recently, Barbara returned to Kuwait and observed that the MEN now walked several yards behind their wives. She approached one of the Kuwaiti women for an explanation. "This is marvelous," Barbara said. "What enabled women here to achieve this reversal of roles?" The Kuwaiti woman replied, "Land mines."

While visiting England, George W. Bush is invited to te ... More ›


Latest Political Jokes a with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people. He asks how she knows if they're intelligent. "I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate." She phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister. Please answer this question: Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?" Tony Blair responds, "It's me, ma'am." "Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Queen. She hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?" "Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!" Upon returning to Washington, he decides he'd better put the Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the test. He summons Jesse Helms to the White House and says, "Senator Helms, I wonder if you can answer a question for me." "Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?" "Uh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Helms hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?" Bush agrees, and Helms leaves. He immediately calls a meeting of other senior senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Helms calls Colin Powell at the State Department and explains his problem. "Now look here Colin Powell, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother, or your sister. Who is it?" Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course, you dumb ass." Much relieved, Helms rushes back to the White House and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's Colin Powell!" And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, you dumb ass, It's Tony Blair!"