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Do I look like a foreigner (Sardar Jokes)
After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

100 letters in one word (Sardar Jokes)
Manager asked sardar at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O- X

Boy friend before marriage (Sardar Jokes)
Santa to wife: Did u hav any boy friend before marriage?
Wife remain silent.
Santa: Main is khamoshi ko kya samjhu?
Wife: Bewakoof ginan tan de.

Experimenting a cockroach (Sardar Jokes)
When sardar experimenting a cockroach, he cut 1 of itz legz and told to walk.
The cockroach began moving slowly.
He continued thiz until all legz were cut out.
Then he told it to walk, but it didnt move. So he wrote the interference:
"If all the legz of a cockroach were cut, it lozez itz ability to hear".

13 Bachche Kaise (Sardar Jokes)
Man – Aapke kitne bachche hain.
Sardar – 13 hain.
Man – 13 Bachche.... Itne kaise ho gaye???
Sardar – Maine shaadi ke waqt apni patni ke baap se wada kiya tha ki use kabhi khali pet nahi rakhunga.

Dimaag Nahin Hai (Sardar Jokes)
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Is mein suicide karne waali kya baat thi?

Gir gaya aur lag gayi (Sardar Jokes)
Masterji: Kal school kyun nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha aur lag gayi.
Masterji: Kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur aankh lag gayi.

Ghoorte Kyon Ho (Sardar Jokes)
Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar aurton ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai "Aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12".

Baraf Ka Tukda (Sardar Jokes)
Santa ek baraf ka tukda utha kar use gaur se dekh raha tha.
Banta- Kya dekh rahe he??
Santa- Dekh raha hu ye leak kaha se ho raha hai!!

Santa kissed his girl (Sardar Jokes)
Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.
Girl: Plz shadi se pehle ye sab nahi karo.
Santa: Don't worry darling, I'm married.

Truck Se Darr (Sardar Jokes)
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum darte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, truck dekhkar lagta hai jaise usko wapas karne aaya hai.

Santa in 100 Meter Race (Sardar Jokes)
In A 100 Meter Race, It Was Announced
1
2
3
Start.
All Started Running Except Santa.
Coach: Why Are You Still Waiting?
Santa: My No Is 4!

BAAP ko Gaali (Sardar Jokes)
Santa: Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.
Patni: Fir?
Santa: Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
Patni: Lekin wo kaun tha?
Santa: Apna BETA.

Nurse Se Shaadi (Sardar Jokes)
Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?
Santa: Poochh mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi.

B.A., M.A. (Sardar Jokes)
Sardar’s friend: Raar, last year the name plate outside your houseread Santa Singh, B.A. this year it reads Santa Singh, M.A. when did you finish your masters degree?
Sardar: You don’t understand. Last year my wife died, I put B.A. to indicate "Bachelor Again". Then I took a second wife, so M.A. is "Married Again".

3 Sardar Picnic Par (Sardar Jokes)
3 Sardar picnic par gaye whan ja kar yaad aaya ke pepsi to ghar bhul gaye.
Decide kia ke sab se chhota sardar ja kar Pepsi le aaye,
Sardar: Main is shart par jata hu ke tum mere ane tak smose nahi khaoge.
Dono ne kaha thik hai.
1 din guzar gaya sardar nahi aaya.
2 din guzar gaye.
Dono ne socha ke ab samose kha lene chahiye.
Jaise hi smosa uthaya chota sardar ped ke peechhe se nikal k bola. "AISE KAROGE TO MAIN NAHI JAAUNGA"

Santa had a baby (Sardar Jokes)
Santa had a baby.
Santa: Bilkul meri jaisi ankhen "choti choti",
Meri jaisi naak "choti si"
wife baby ka nappy khol ke boli:"AITHEY KAKA NUMBER LE GAYA"

Well Done Santa (Sardar Jokes)
Santa aur Banta train ke peeche bhag rahe the.
Santa chadh gaya, to train me logo ne kaha "WEL DONE"
Santa – Khaak well done, jana to usey tha,
mein to usey chhodne aaya tha!

Main Pregnant Hoon (Sardar Jokes)
Jeeto: Ek baat batani hai, par plz muje marna nahi.
Santa: Bolo.
Jeeto: Main Pregnant hoon!
Santa: It’s a good News.
Jeeto: Shaadi ke pahle pitaji ko bataya tha to bahut maar padi thi.

Rescue From Fire (Sardar Jokes)
Once Santa Singh rescued 6 people from a house burning on fire.
But still he was jailed !!!!!
Why????
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Because all the rescued persons were fire fighters !!!