Sardar Jokes, Santa-Banta Jokes, Punjabi Jokes or Jokes on Sardar are espacially created on Sardars (A community in India). In Sardar
Jokes, Sardars are considered as a fool although they are not in real. In sardar jokes a sardar is generally called as 'Sardar Ji'. Although in these jokes sardars are presented as a fool but we all know that they are not like that and have an intelligence level like any other person. We have no intention to hurt any one's imotions. All it is just a fun. We have a cute & funny collection of sardar jokes. These jokes are original and best which you could find on the web. Hope you will enjoy these jokes. You can e-mail these sardar jokes to your friends. If you have your own Sardar Jokes please send your jokes to us so that we will display your joke on our website.
Latest Sardar Jokes
Many Characters but No Story
Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table & says - What a shit ?"
Read the whole book, too many character, no story at all"?
Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone Directory.
WANTED Poster
Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering -
Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya?
Fastest Thing In The World
Four guys, from Harvard, Yale, MIT and SANTA SINGH from Punjab University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common question was asked to all 4 of them.
INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?
YALE guy: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light
HARVARD Guy : It's the Thought; b'cos thought is so fast it comes instantly in Your mind.
MIT guy : Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinked.
SANTA SINGH : Its Loose motion.
INTERVIEWER : (Shocked to hear Santa's reply, asked) "WHY"?
SANTA SINGH: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was over!!!!
Kya chest hai
Santa standing in balcony without shirt.
Banta, "Wah Santa ji kya chest hai.
Santa, "Eh tan kuch nahi andar ja ke apni BHABI KE dekh.
My Innocent Wife
Jeeto was going to Chandigarh for vacations. At the time of packing.
Santa thinks: Kitni bholi hai, main saath nahin jaa raha phir bhi condom saath le jaa rahi hai.
