Sports Jokes

Q- Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a Pepsi… Kumble bri ... More ›


Sports Jokes ngs a bottle of Pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar. Why ?? Why ?? :- Ans. Tendulkar is an opener.

A man watching a baseball game on TV kept switching cha ... More ›


Sports Fun nnels to a dirty movie featuring a lusty couple. "I don’t know whether to watch them or the game," he said to his wife. "For heaven’s sake, watch them have sex," his wife said. "You already know how to play baseball!"

After a 2 year study, the National Science Foundation a ... More ›


Funny Sports Jokes nnounced the following results on the American Male's recreational preferences: The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is: Basketball The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is: Bowling. The sport of choice for blue-collar workers is: Football. The sport of choice for supervisors is: Baseball. The sport of choice for middle management is: Tennis. The sport of choice for corporate officers is: golf. Conclusion: The higher you rise in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.

After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club ... More ›


Original Sports Joke member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, "Did you tee off on the sixteenth hole about twenty minutes ago?" "Yes," the golfer responded. "Did you happen to hook your ball so that it went over the trees and off the course?" "Yes, I did. How did you know?" he asked. "Well," said the policeman very seriously, "Your ball flew out onto the highway and crashed through a driver’s windshield. The car went out of control, crashing into five other cars and a fire truck. The fire truck couldn’t make it to the fire, and the building burned down. So, what are you going to do about it?" The golfer thought it over carefully and responded… "I think I’ll close my stance a little bit, tighten my grip and lower my right thumb."

How you define Table Tennis???????
Room ke andar, tabl ... More ›


Sports humor e ke upper, bulb ke niche de tka-tek, le tka-tek.

A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eterni ... More ›


Latest Jokes on Sports ty; looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Driving his partner nuts. Finally his exasperated partner says, "What's taking so long? Hit the blasted ball!" The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot." "Forget it, man! You don't stand a chance of hitting her from here!"

Ajit is watching cricket match of India vs.Pakistan. Ka ... More ›


Sports Jokes pil is bowling and Imran is batting. Pakistan needs 18 runs in 3 balls. Ajit : Rabert Kapil se kehna ek khatarnak Beemer daalde aur Imran ko out karde. Rabert : Ok boss Robert goes to Kapil and tells the message. Kapil nods and bowls but Imran hits it for a six! Ajit : Rabert ab Kapil se kehna ek khatarnak Yorker daalde aur Imran kaa kaam tamam karde. Rabert : Ok boss He goes to Kapil and tells the message. Kapil nods and bowls but Imran again hits it for a six again. Now just one ball and six runs to win. Rabert : Boss ab Kapil se jaake kya kehna hai? Ajit : Ab Kapil se kuch mat kehna. Imran se jaake kehna ki uski maa aur beewi hamare kabje mein hai!

Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung op ... More ›


Sports Fun en the front door very excited. Unable to attend the game, his father immediately wanted to know what happened. "So, how did you do, son?" he asked. "You'll never believe it!" Billy said. "I was responsible for the winning run!" "Really? How'd you do that?" "I dropped the ball."