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Yo Mama Jokes
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Yo Mama Jokes are those jokes which are based on some one's mother. We have a collection of Yo Mama Jokes which we have collected in the past few months.
These yo mama jokes are original and best in its category could be found on the web. We hope you like these yo mama jokes. We will be updating these jokes each and every week so please come back for the new yo mama jokes around!. Don't forget to rate these Yo Mama Jokes. You can also send these Yo Mama Jokes to your friends.
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Latest Yo Mama Jokes
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Miscellaneous yo mama jokes
- Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
- Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!
- Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
- It took Yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!
- Yo mama hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.
- Yo mama hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.
- Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
- Yo mama so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.
- Yo mama twice the man you are.
- Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
- Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine.
- Yo mama arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
- Yo mama middle name is Rambo.
- Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."
- Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.
- Yo mama so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.
- Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
- Yo mama gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.
- Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
- I saw your mama at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.
- I saw your mama kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said "Moving."
- Yo mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
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Yo mama is so flat
- Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!
- Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book!
- Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper!
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Yo mama is so dirty
- Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
- Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.
- Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!
- Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.
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Yo mama is so old
- Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
- Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
- Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
- Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
- Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
- Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
- Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
- Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
- Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
- Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
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Yo mama is so ugly - Part 3
- Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
- Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life
- Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!
- Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
- Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!
- Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints
- Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!
- Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
- Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
- Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.
- Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!
- Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
- Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
- Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
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