Adult Hindi SMS

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Kab se Pyar Karte Ho (Adult Hindi SMS)
Baap- Tum Meri Beti Ko Kab se Pyar Karte Ho?
Ladka- 4 Month Se
Bap- Kaise yakin Karu
Ldka- Aur 5 Mahine Rukk Jaiye..

Apni Shaadi (Adult Hindi SMS)
1960
Ma : Apni cast ki ldki se shadi karna
1980
Apni religion ki ladki se
1990
Pasand ki ladki se
2000
Ladki se hi karna

3 Chor (Adult Hindi SMS)
Kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale gaye.
Sardar: Tumne unhe roka nahi?
Sardarni: Bahot roka par bole ab aur taakat nahi hai, kal aayenge.

Best Quote (Adult Hindi SMS)
Quote of the millenium:- "Prostitution is the only industry where fresh employees are paid more than the experienced ones.

AITBAAR (Adult Hindi SMS)
Lund pe aitbaar kisko hai,
Mil jaaye chodne ko to inkar kis ko hai,
Kuch mushkilen hai choot paane mein dost
Warna muth marne se pyaar kisko hai.

Hairan ya Pareshan (Adult Hindi SMS)
On the wedding night Santa says: Bataao Hairan karoon ya Pareshan?
Jeeto: Dono.
He shows his tiny 1inch penis & says: Kyun hairani hui?
Jeeto: Ji Hui.
Hubby: Ab pareshan karoon?
Jeeto: Ji.
Santa: Yeh erected hai!

Police to Mujrim (Adult Hindi SMS)
Police to Mujrim : Tune bachche ki gand kyu mari??
Mujrim : Ji janab thand thi or bachcha khoobsurat tha,
Police : Ab Bacha kaha hai??
Mujrim : Wo khush hai or sms pad raha hai.....

Aurat ke haath me (Adult Hindi SMS)
Kehte hain: "Aurat ke haath me barkat hoti hai!"
Bilkul sahi hai, 3 inch ki cheez haath me do to, 9 inch ki kar deti hai.

Prayer (Adult Hindi SMS)
SON: Kal, dady k room se PRAY karne ki awaz aa rahi thi,
MOM: Pray karna to achhi baat hai,
SON: Dady to chup the, unki secretry pray kar rahi thi,
“O GOD O GOD”.

Sar pe time bomb (Adult Hindi SMS)
Agar tumhare sar pe time bomb rakh diya jaye...
to bolo pehle kya fatega,
Tumhara sar ya bomb??

Sar??

bomb??

abey nahi sab se pehle to “TERI FATEGI“
haa naaa......

On the first night (Adult Hindi SMS)
Sardar: I divorced my wife on the first night.
Friend: why?
Sardar: I saw the label on her panties "Tested OK"

Sardar to Tapori Boys (Adult Hindi SMS)
Sardar & sardarani waiting at signal.
A tapori boy comes & says "kya paaji rakhail hai kya?"
Sadar furiously says "Oye sale, rakhail hogi terio meri to biwi hai."

Itna Bada (Adult Hindi SMS)
Girl : Arey itna bada munh mein kaise lungi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geele ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gol Gappe tum he kahoo.

Girl & Tea (Adult Hindi SMS)
Ladki aur chai mein hamesha 6 qualities honi chahiye:
Garam ho,
Tez ho,
Meethi ho,
Doodh jyada ho,
5 minute mein taiyyar ho aur
Raat bhar sone na de.

Saas Bahu (Adult Hindi SMS)
Ek bahu saari raat paraaye mard ke saath sokar aayi.

Lekin uski saas ne kuch nahin kaha, why?

Kyonki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi!!

No Aids (Adult Hindi SMS)
Na hum aids se darte hain,
Na hi condum se karte hain,
Hum to duniya se darte hain,
Is liye haath se keraty hain.

Average (Adult Hindi SMS)
Son saw a parents having sex "dad whats up?
DAD: Tere maa me petrol bhar raha hoon.
Son: Mom ki average check karien, din me uncle bhi tank full kar ke gaye hain"

Romantic Husband (Adult Hindi SMS)
Husband: Jee karta hai ki tumhari zulfon mein kho jaaon, tumhare aankhon mein bas jaaon, tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon.

Wife: Neeche kya mohalle wale ghusenge?

Watching Adult Movies (Adult Hindi SMS)
Which part of the body is most sensitive while watching adult movies?

Guess?

Ha ha, U R wrong. It's ur ears to make sure k KOI AA TO NAHI RAHA HAI.

TV Ads (Adult Hindi SMS)
For toothpaste ad they show teeth.
For hair oil they show hair.
For face cream they show face.
But for Whisper they r not showing anything, that's cheating. Jaago Grahak Jaago