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Exam ki taiyyari (Exam SMS)
Dad: Exam ki taiyyari ho gayi puttar?

Son: Ji dad, shoes ko polish kya, pen mein ink dala, uniform iron kiya, skool bag ready kiyaa

Ab sirf padna baaki hai

NEW Xam Pattern (Exam SMS)
NEW Xam Pattern::

General Students :: Ans All The Ques..
OBC :: Ans Any Ques?.
SC :: Just Read All Ques
ST :: Thanx For Cuming To Exams?

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai (Exam SMS)
Kuch Kuch Hota Hai (Remix)

Exam paas aaye dil gabhraye,
University na jane kya paper banaye,
Abto mera pen ruk ruk k Chalta hai
Kya karu haye Kuch kuch hota hai.

Height Of Bindaasness (Exam SMS)
Height Of Bindaasness
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Keeping Reminder In Mobile That,

Exams Start Today, Attend It!!?

Study Fail Equation (Exam SMS)
Don’t Study = Fail ..(i)
Study = Don’t Fail ..(ii)
Adding (i) and (ii),
Don’t Study + Study = Don’t Fail + Fail
Study (Don’t + 1) = Fail (Don’t + 1)
Therefore, Study = Fai

Gujre hue exam ko (Exam SMS)
Gujre hue exam ko yaad na karna,
Answer sheet me jo likha uski fariyad na karna,
Jo hoga wo hoga, uski fikar me
Apni holidays barbad na karna.

exams have been postponed. (Exam SMS)
Breaking news: All Xl, Xll year scheduled in This month- exams have been postponed.
To confirm go to site:
www.stop-dreaming-&-start-studying.com

Raat ko kitab meri (Exam SMS)
Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhti rahi, Neend mujhe apni or ghaseetati rahi.
Neend ka jhonka mera man moh gaya, Or ek raat fir ye GENIUS bina padhe so gaya.

Toss a coin before study (Exam SMS)
I'll take a coin & toss it b4 study.

If heads- go & sleep.
If tails- go & watch tv.
If stays vertical- go & listen music.
If stays in air- oh..let's study..!

Miya GALIB ne arz kiya hai (Exam SMS)
Miya GALIB ne arz kiya hai -

Soch samajh ke na ki padhai jisne,
Usne jeevan bigaad liya,
Aur man lagakar jisne ki padhai,
Sala usne bhi kya ukhaad liya!!!

Koi Kitab Aisi Milti (Exam SMS)
Koi Kitab aisi milti, Jispe dil luta dete.
Har subject ne dimag khaya, kisi ek ko hi nipta dete,
Ab syllabus dekh ke sochte hain, Ek mahina aur hota to duniya hila dete.


Newton's 3rd law (Exam SMS)
I found d perfect example for Newton's3rd law

Every time I open my buk My eyes close automatically. NEWTON IS Great

Miyan GALIB (Exam SMS)
Miyan GALIB ne arz kiya hai -
Soch samajh ke na ki padai jisne, usne jeevan bigaad liya,
Aur man lagakar jisne ki padai Sala usne bhi kya ukhaad liya!!!

Study hard prepare well (Exam SMS)
Study hard prepare well.
If u can't do that then
Bribe your teacher n get the question papar.


Intellgent students do... (Exam SMS)
5 things that intellgent students do during exam preparation:

1- Sleeping
2- Messaging
3- Watchin movies
4- Dream of touching books
5- Askin others kuchh padha kya.

Ae Khuda kya ye pyaar hai (Exam SMS)
Din me chain nahi, raat ko neend nahi
jee nahi lagta hai kahin
Ae Khuda kya ye pyaar hai??”
“Nahi beta sabhi exams walo ka yehi haal hai”

If in examination hall (Exam SMS)
If in examination hall
during d exam
u feel tht d paper is tough,
don't worry.
Just close ur eyes,
take a deep breath
n say 2 urself
“This is a very interesting subject.
I want to study it one more time”

A 600 page book (Exam SMS)
600 Pages ki book ko kitne din mein padha ja skta hai..

WRITER - 6 months
DOCTOR - 2months
LAWYER - 1month
STUDENT - Pehle ye batao exam kab hai.

Our education system (Exam SMS)
Our education system does not teach us teamwork..
When v solve our x'ams in group discussion wid othrs they call it COPYING..
FOOLISH PEOPLE..

Exams are like hindi films (Exam SMS)
Agar tum kisi paper me paas hona chahte ho.
To sari kaaynat tumhe usko paas karne me lag jati hai.
Ye exam bhi apne hindi filmo ki tarah hote hain...
End tak sab kuch acha ho hi jata hai - Happys Endings.
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