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What part of the man (Flirt SMS)
What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping and is responsible for making love?
It's..................................­HEART

Not Rich Like Rohit (Flirt SMS)
Boy: I am not rich like Rohit, I don’t even have a bid car like Rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about Rohit.

If I was an artist (Flirt SMS)
If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I’m only a cartoonist!

Lekar dil wapas (Flirt SMS)
Lekar dil wapas kiya nahi jata
Yun nazuk dil ko jakhm diya nahi jata,
Sach much ye duniya badi zalim hai,
SMS hain saste fir bhi logon se kiya nahi jata.

Dost (Flirt SMS)
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu…
Dost me aap jaisa…
Nalayak koi nahi!

When u feel sad (Flirt SMS)
When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "Damn I am really so cute".
U will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit.

Coz liars go to hell.

True love is like a pillow (Flirt SMS)
True love is like a pillow,
U can hug when you are in trouble,
You can cry when you are in pain &
U can embrace when you are happy.
So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.

U will be a ROSE (Flirt SMS)
U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
U will be a BROHTER
for all CUTE GIRLS.

Breaking News (Flirt SMS)
News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo...
1 was caught watching tv...
Another playing football and the third one iss caught reading this txt message.

Sweet (Flirt SMS)
Sweet candies are nice to eat …
Sweet words are easy to say …
but, sweet people are hard to find …
OH MY GOD! how did u find me?

Life without u (Flirt SMS)
Life without u is impossible,
U r in my breath and blood.
I cant stay for a second without u,
If u r not there I am dead
Oye hello I am talking about OXYGEN.

Just close ur eyes (Flirt SMS)
Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds …

Open ur eyes!

Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 secs in thinking of a fool.

No matter (Flirt SMS)
No matter how high the sky is,
How deep the ocean is,
How strong the wind is,
How wide the river is,
I just want to tell YOU….
They’re none of YOUR BUSINESS.

(Flirt SMS)
Those sparkling eyes
That amazing face
A 100watt smile
The Enthu Stride
The cheerful talk
Charming stud
I’m still the same
hw r u?…wts up?

I love U (Flirt SMS)
U r the 1st thing that comes 2 my mind.
I wish I could start my day with U in my bed.
I just luv Ur feel to my lips. U just make my day.
I love U NESCAFE!

Those Three Words (Flirt SMS)
I want you,
to be with me in a nice Restaurant
to have candle light dinner…. &
to say those sweet three words to U….
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“Pay The Bill”


(Flirt SMS)
This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat an cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat!

NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYING CAT!

(Flirt SMS)
When i open my eyes every morning I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only I suffer!!!

(Flirt SMS)
><(((:> I send dis fish as a sign of friendship Plz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so that fish wont DIE:-)

(Flirt SMS)
A friend is like gas blown from the ass, which creates noise n nuisance to others but gives me a great comfort. Thanks for being gas of my ass.