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If people says you are (Flirting Indian SMS)
If people says you are crazy, be patient.
If they say you are monkey, relax.
If they say you are stupid, be cool but if
They say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.

Night was dark (Flirting Indian SMS)
Night was dark
Moon was high
Boy stopped bike
Girl asked why?
He came close..

She felt shy..
& he said

"Dhakka Maar Herion Petrol
Khatam ho gaya hai."


Legs utha ke karo (Flirting Indian SMS)
Legs utha ke karo.
Tange feala ke karo.
Ghuma ghuma ke karo.
Aage peechey dono taraf karo.
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.
Baba Ramdev Ji ka yoga.

Dil ne chaha tha (Flirting Indian SMS)
Dil ne chaha tha ki chand ke har tukde par tera naam likh du,
Magar kambakhat ye khyal hi amavas ki raat ko aya.

Yeh sulagata jism (Flirting Indian SMS)
Yeh sulagata jism,
Yeh kamp Kampate Honth,
Yeh Thartharata bua badan,
Yeh ladkhadati aawaz,
Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki
Tumhe MALARIA hai.

Manzil ki taraf badte chalo (Flirting Indian SMS)
Manzil ki taraf badte chalo.
Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno.
Peeche walo ko aage na aane do aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo.
Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge!

Mere kadardan Dost (Flirting Indian SMS)
Aye mere kadardan Dost,
Meri Jaan,
Tum hamesha rahoge hatte-katte naujawan kyounki
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***** Khuda meherbaan to, Gadha Pahelwaan ******


You are a GHONCHU (Flirting Indian SMS)
You are a GHONCHU..

G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique

Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...

I miss u rozana (Flirting Indian SMS)
I miss u rozana,
After breakfast & khana,
Ab tum zyada mat itrana,
Hum ko acha lagta hai,
Aap ko ullu banana.. ; )

Is me koi shak nahi ke (Flirting Indian SMS)
Is me koi shak nahi ke
U r Sweet,
U r caring,
U r Intelligent,
U r Attractive,
U r smart,
U r Reliable,
Thoda aur Improve Karo to
Mere Jaise Ban sakte Ho.

Mandir Mein Jaap (Flirting Indian SMS)
Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adab karta hoon,
Insan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun,
Isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon.

Every walk of life (Flirting Indian SMS)
Every walk of life will contain ups and downs, flowers & thorns… So my sincere advice to u is to “Wear chappals wherever u go..”

Ek Pyari Si Surat (Flirting Indian SMS)
Ek pyari si surat,
Ek masum sa chehra,
2 jheel si ankhe,
Kuchh mithi mithi baate,
Ek nazuk ada,
Kuchh masti kuchh maza,
Thodi si shrarat,
Bahut sari mohabbat,
Ek bholi si muskan,
Ooncha udne ka armaan,
Sabse alag sabse juda,
Jiski hai pyari har ek ada…
Thnx, Aap ne MERE bare me itna padha.


Ek hawa ka jhonka (Flirting Indian SMS)
Ek hawa ka jhonka sa aaya,
To laga jaise ke tum aaye ho,
Darwaze par kisi ki aahat si hui,
To laga jaise ke tum aaye ho,
Ab tum hi yeh bataoo,
Kya tum kisi bhoot se kam ho.

Ab Aap Karo (Flirting Indian SMS)
Bas!!

Mujhse aur nahi hoga…

Main hi karun to ap kab karoge??

Maine apko kiya na!!!

Chalo ab ap karo…

Karo na…

I’m excited….

Karo na…

SMS

Woh reshmi baalo wali (Flirting Indian SMS)
Woh reshmi baalo wali,
Bhoori aankho wali,
Komal hathon aur naram pairon wali,
Matakati hui andhere me,
Tumhare pass aayegi aur dhire se,
Bolegi.., “Miyaaau”…


Neend Aati Hai To (Flirting Indian SMS)
Neend aati hai to khwab aata hai
Khwab mein ek ladki aati hai,
Ladki ke pichhe uska baap aata hai
Phir na neend aati hai na khwab aata hai.

Aati hai teri yaad (Flirting Indian SMS)
Aati hai teri yaad der tak aati hai,
Jab tu aas paas se guzar jati hai,
Main to roz nahta hoon,
Tu kyon nahi nahati hai.



Prasad main Kambal (Flirting Indian SMS)
Haridwar main BABA ka Mela laga hua hain.

Prasad main Kambal bate ja rahe hain.

Kisi our ko mat batana ye sms sirf selected.

BHIKHARIYON ko bheja ja raha hai.

Comparison (Flirting Indian SMS)
Kaju, badam, pista. .All dryfruits are tasty but they are nothing in comparison 2 u bcoz...
Abey! "KHAJUR" teri baat hi kuchh aur hai.