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Dhyaan Career Pe Mod De (Fool SMS)
Zindagi apni masti mein jiya kar,
Ishq bohat buri cheez hai na kiya kar,
Tu apna poora dhyaan career pe mod de,
Aur apni sari girlfriend mere liye chhor de.

Ankhon Mein Shrafat (Fool SMS)
Ankhon mein shrafat, chaal mein nazakat,
Dil mein sachai, phir kyon na bole aap ko har ladki,
MERA BHAI, MERA BHAI.

Fanta Piyo, Pepsi Piyo (Fool SMS)
Fanta Piyo,
Pepsi Piyo,
Marinda Piyo,
Coke Piyo,
Dew Piyo,
Pani Piyo,
Piyo Aur Piyo
Kiyun Ke Ab Pampers Sirf 99 Rupai Mein.

Smile Meanings (Fool SMS)
Smile to old means Respect
Smile to child mean Innocence
Smile to friend means Care
Smile in front of mobile, a mental case!
Still smiling? Pagal Ho Gaye Ho.

Fire ko Aag kehate hain (Fool SMS)
Fire ko Aag kehate hain;
Cobra ko Naag kehate hain;
Garden ko baag kehate hain;
Gusse ko raag kehate hai AUR
jo tumhare pass nahi hai....
use DIMAG kehate hain…

Be Careful (Fool SMS)
Mobile pe ek virus agaya hai, agar 00000420 no se koi call aaye to atend nahi kerna, warna insan ban jaoge.
Kal do ghade insan ban gaye hain.
SO BE CAREFUL!!

Tum Bahut Aage Jaaoge (Fool SMS)
Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge,
kyonki jahan bhi tum jaooge, sab kahenge,
chal be chal aage chal.

Sab Jagah Aap Hi Aap (Fool SMS)
Dil me aap
Dharkan me aap
Fiza me aap
Zameen me aap
Aankhon me aap
Aansu me aap
Jahan bhi dekhun
bas aap hi aap
Dettol wale sach kehte hain,
Bacteria har jagah hote hain.

Kutte Ko Coat Pant (Fool SMS)
Agar Kutte ko coat pant pehna diya jaye to usay kya kahenge?
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Bewaqoof!
Kutta hi kahenge.
Lekin jo aapne socha woh bhi theek hai.

3 Facts In The World (Fool SMS)
3 Facts in the world.
1st fact – Can you touch all your teeth with your tongue.
2nd fact – After reading this all fools will try.
3rd fact – Now they will smile.

Fiza ki majlis me (Fool SMS)
Fiza ki majlis me sukun na ayega,
Mausam-e-tohin se kubul muflis na ayega,
Maktul-e-wafa ko mahrum na ayega.
Waat lag jayegi, par ye sher samajh na ayega.

Jab se tumhain jana hai (Fool SMS)
Jab se tumhain jana hai,
jab se tumhain paaya hai,
Har dua mein tera naam aaya hai,
Taki poochhu rab se
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ki yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai???

Jo sagar ne kaha (Fool SMS)
Jo sagar ne kaha lehron se,
Jo ped ne kaha patto se,
Jo phoolon ne kaha kaliyon se,
Wohi main tumhe kehta hun,
Aye chal chal hawa aane de.

Jai Shri Ram (Fool SMS)
"Jai Shri Ram"
Shriram Ko Lanka pe Akraman Karne ko
5000 monkey ki jarurat hai,
4999 pahunch gaye hai,
sms milte hi nikal pado,
bolo Jai Shri Ram!

U R 100 Percent (Fool SMS)
U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words.

Dil me gham (Fool SMS)
Dil me gham rakhta hu,
Teri dosti ke baad logo se wasta kam rakhta hu,
Pata tha mujhe sms aayega tera,
Isiliye Anasin sath rakhta hu!

I C U (Fool SMS)
When I C the moon I C U,
When I C the stars I C U,
when I C the Sea I C U,
get out of the way you are blocking my view.

Types of Mind (Fool SMS)
GALILEO: Great Mind.
EINSTEIN: Genius Mind.
NEWTON : Extraordinary Mind.
BILL GATES: Brilliant Mind.
ME : Master Mind.
YOU : Never Mind.

I think of you (Fool SMS)
In the morning I do not eat because I think of you,
at noon I do not eat because I think of you,
in the evening I do not eat because I think of you,
at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.

Aap ke aane se (Fool SMS)
Ab tak meri life ek khuli bottle thi,
Jisme se sab perfume ki tarha udd jata tha.
Par aap ke aane se sab kuchh ruk gaya.
Bhagwan kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN sabko mile!!!