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Teacher - Pupil (Funny SMS)
Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Pupil : A teacher.

Intelligent and Good Looking (Funny SMS)
Why cant a girl can be both intelligent and good looking…
Because then it would make her a boy.

Elaborate COLLEGE (Funny SMS)
Can u Elaborate COLLEGE ? Its like this
C - Come
O - on
L - Lets
L - Love
E - Each
G - Girl
E - Equally

Imagine... (Funny SMS)
Interviewer: Imagine that u r in room with all doors & windows closed & it caught fire, now how can u escape?
Candidate: Very simple, I’ll stop imagining.

What to do on Anniversary (Funny SMS)
Wife: Darling today is our marriage anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

Men Passes More Gas (Funny SMS)
Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

I hate the beggars (Funny SMS)
Wife: I hate the beggar who came yesterday!
Husband: Why?
Wife: I gave him food yesterday and today he gifted me a book "How to Cook"!!

Talent and Intelligence (Funny SMS)
What is Talent and what is Intelligence?
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Walking on a tight rope over Niagra Falls is Talent.
.
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Not trying such a thing is called Intelligence :-p

When You Get This SMS (Funny SMS)
When you get this SMS,
send it to 1 person u love,
1 u hate, 1 u always think of
and 1 u wish to kill.
Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.

Success is like a fart (Funny SMS)
Success is like a fart, bearable only when its ur own?

Most Important Source of Finance (Funny SMS)
Commerce professor asks the student: What is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: Father in law.


Height Of Illiteracy (Funny SMS)
Height Of Illiteracy:
You Take A Blade
And
Write Your Lover’s Name On Your Arm.
.
.
.
.
And
Make A Spelling Mistake.

Bomb in My Garden (Funny SMS)
Man: Officer! There’s a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don’t worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.

True Indians (Funny SMS)
"Bharat mera desh hai aur sabhi bhartiya mere bhai-behen hai"
Ise do Indian ne follow kiya hai
&
thats true Indian
1. Rajiv Gandhi
2. Sania Mirza

Before U Speak (Funny SMS)
B4 u speak listen,
B4 u write think,
B4 u spend earn,
B4 u criticise wait,
B4 u pray forgive,
B4 u quit try,
B4 u msg others msg me.

SMOKE Everyday (Funny SMS)
SMOKE Everyday
plz!
SMOKE means
S - Send
M - Me
O - One
K - Kool SMS
E - Every day!
so, plz kindly feel free 2 SMOKE!

Jo dil mein dard de (Funny SMS)
Arz hai..
Jo dil mein dard de use dildar kehte hain;
Gaur farmayiga.
Jo dil me dard de use dildar kehte hain
aur;
Jo sar mein dard de use sardar kehte hain.

Three dreams of a man (Funny SMS)
Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects.

A to Z (Funny SMS)
ABC: Allways Be Careful;
DEF: Dont Ever Forget (me)
JKLM: Just keep loving Me
NOPQRSTUVW: No other person quite right shall treat u very well.
ur loving XYZ.

W & Women (Funny SMS)
You know why Women starts with "W"
Because all Questions start with "W"
Who?
Why?
What?
When?
Which?
Whom?
Where?
Wife..?