Hindi SMS

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Khudi ko kar kanjoos itna (Hindi SMS)
Khudi ko kar kanjoos itna ke har sms bhejne se pehle
Service center wale call kar ke puchhein
Khairiat to hai
Aye customer aaj tujhe hua kya hai??

To Prove Luv (Hindi SMS)
To prove his luv..
He swam deepest rivr!
Climbed highest mountin!
Crossed hotest desrt!
She divorcd him.
Kabhi ghar pe to hota nahi tha.

I Can Do Anything For You (Hindi SMS)
Boy: I will climb the tallest mountain, swim the deepest ocean, walk on hot coal barefoot just 4 u.
Girl: So sweet can u come to meet me??
Boy: Not now, abhi mummy ghar se bahar nahi jane dengi.

Woh choom le ek bar to (Hindi SMS)
Woh choom le ek bar to ud jaati hai neend,
Unki awaz sunte sunte raat jati hai beet,
Is liye kehte hain yeh risk na uthao,
"MORTEIN JALAO", "MACHAR BHAGAO"

Ek Waqt Tha... (Hindi SMS)
Ek waqt tha tumare sms aise aate the jaise kisi ne tumare sar pe pistol rahki hui hai or tumse sms karwa raha hai.
Mager ab lagta hai jaise goli maar di hai.

Beaware of 'S' (Hindi SMS)
Hamne zindagi ki shurarat 'S' se ki,
'S' se suraj, 'S' se subah, 'S' se swagat, 'S' se saaz, 'S' se
Sangeet par phir 'S' se samay ne aisi karwat badli ke
'S' se hamari shaadi ho gai, aur fir jeewan ka arth
Saas, sasur, saala, saali, sasural or sankat ho gaya
To hamne 'S' se sharab peene lage, so beaware of 'S'.

SMS Ki Udhari (Hindi SMS)
Sms karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari,
Hamein lagti hai ye rasam badi pyari,
Ye sms milte hi ek sms bhej dena,
Kyunki hame bilkul pasand nahi udhari.

Engineering Students (Hindi SMS)
Movie titles related to Engineering Students:

Exams – Socha Na Tha,
Classes – Kabhi Kabhi,
Question Papers – Na Tum Jano Na Hum,
Copying – Yaarana,
Maths1 – Asambhav,
Maths2 – Mission Impossible,
Environmental Sciences – Pyar Mein Kabhi Kabhi,
Distinction – Kal Ho Na Ho,
Fail – Phir Milenge.

Baba Ranchor Das Said (Hindi SMS)
Baba Ranchor Das said
Neend ke peeche mat bhago,
Agar bhagna hai to padhai ke peeche bhago,
Neend jhak mar ke peeche aayegi.
All IS WELL

Mohabbat Ki Dasta (Hindi SMS)
Aur bhi cheezein bohat si lutt chuki hain dil ke sath,
Yeh batayaa doston ne ishq farmane ke baad,
Ab ghar ki ek ek cheez check karta hoon mein,
Ek tere aane se pehle ek tere jaane kei baad...