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Bura Maan Gaye (Insult SMS)
Roses r lal, skies r nila, ur brain is like khali patila. Bura maan liya?
O.K.
O.K.
Roses r red, skies r blue,I born smart, what d hell hapened to u.
Thoda sa aur bura maan lo :p

Do u remember the day (Insult SMS)
Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?
I put my dog out of the window, u put ur face out, then people started shouting, TWINS TWINS.

Kaghaz Pe Likha Tera Naam (Insult SMS)
Kore kaghaz pe likha tera naam hai,
Teri tasveer banai aur likha ye paigham hai,
Dimaghi tawazun theek nahi
Dhoondhne wale ko 50,000 ka inaam hai.

Most people have 5 senses (Insult SMS)
Most people have 5 senses.
But u r blessed with 6 senses.
An extra sense is NON SENSE.

Dil ne dil se (Insult SMS)
Dil ne dil se kuchh kehna chhor dia,
Aankhon ne aankhon se milna chhor dia,
Aur Lux Rs.25 ka kya hua mere dost,
Aapne to muh dhona hi chhor dia.

Fursat Mein Banaya Hoga (Insult SMS)
Log kehte hain ke khuda ne aap ko badi fursat mein banaya hoga?
Jaante hain kyon....
Simple si baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain?

AQAL kya hoti hai (Insult SMS)
Maine pocha AQAL kya hoti hai?
Aasman ne kaha: Bohut buland hoti hai,
Sagar ne kaha: Bohut gehri hoti hai,
Aur aap ne kaha:
AQAL
Hain, woh kya hoti hai?

Pyar Na Rahe To (Insult SMS)
Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega,
Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega,
Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna,
Bandar ki tarah uchhal-kood kaun karega.

Im Worried (Insult SMS)
No visits...
No calls...
No sms...
No letters...
No missed calls...
Im worried.
Kya hua zoo walon ne dobara pakar liya kya?

Is dil ka kaha mano (Insult SMS)
Is dil ka kaha mano ek kaam kar do,
Ek benaam si mohabbat mere naam kar do,
Mere upar faqat itna sa ehsaan kar do,
Aaj naha kar pure mohalle ko hairaan kar do.

Use of Thumb (Insult SMS)
A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
An illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
A winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms.

Flowers and Butterfly (Insult SMS)
Flowers + Butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars + Moon = A romantic night.
Rain + Monsoon = A lovely weather.
U + Ur Smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.

SMS Me Immediately (Insult SMS)
Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried abt u coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

I love the Most (Insult SMS)
If someone asks me whom do I love the Most?
I would sit next to you, put my arms around you and say proudly…
I Love Animals.
Specially This Monkey.

Bhoot Ki Beti (Insult SMS)
Bhoot ki beti apni maa se boli, maa main kitni darawani hu!
Maa boli beti zyada ghamand achcha nahi
Abhi tune msg padhne wale ko nahi dekha… =p ;->

If A Gorilla Catches U (Insult SMS)
If a gorilla catches u, what will u do?
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I know u both will start playing…
Its natural when close friends meet!!

One Mms Recieved (Insult SMS)
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Mobile Ki Auqaat Dekhi Hai?
Video Dekhenge.

Two devils in my dreams (Insult SMS)
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
"We want 2 disturb some person."
I suggest them your name.
They said,
"We cannot disturb our boss."

Monkey is Missing in Zoo (Insult SMS)
One of the intellignt monkey is missing in zoo.!
Its name is..is..is..is..is..is..is..is!
Don't worry it is not u, bcoz it is intelligent.

In Summer's Rain (Insult SMS)
In summer's rain
U must b feeling 4 going out
Dance around
Sing songs
Meet wit friends
Jump around
Koi baat nahi. . .
Every frog feels the same