Marathi SMS

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What is ABCD Jeans (Marathi SMS)
What is ABCD Jeans??
Aga Bai Chaadi Distaye

Bharun aale asmat (Marathi SMS)
Bharun aale asmat radu lagale sare sant...
Sarya maharashtrachi ekach khant...
Aali kuthun hi Rakhi Sawant...

Jevha tula aagdi (Marathi SMS)
Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel
Najre samor dhuka vaatel
Aaspaas konich disnar naahi
Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail
Tevha tu majhya kade ye
Me tula
Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain

Sakali hastes (Marathi SMS)
Sakali hastes
Dupari hastes
Sandhyakali hastes
Ratri hastes
Gharat hastes
Rastyat hastes
Yetana baghun hastes
Jatana baghun hastes
Tila kay vaatte
Tu ektich dat ghastes ?

Me phule magitlee (Marathi SMS)
Priyee
Me phule magitlee
Tu malaa pushpaguchyaa dilas
Mayn dagad magitlaa
Tuu malaa sundar murtee dilis
Mayn morpis magitlee
Tu mala mor dilas
bahiree aahes kee key?

Jevhaa tulaa agdee (Marathi SMS)
Jevhaa tulaa agdee ektaa vaatel
Najray samor dhukaa vaatel
Aas pass konich disnar nahee
Saagle jaag andhuk hon jayl

Sakalee hastes (Marathi SMS)
Sakalee hastes
Duparee hastes
Sandhyakalee hastes
Ratree hastes
Gharat hastes
Rastyat hastes
Yetana baghun hastes
Jatana baghun hastes
Tilaa kay vaatte
Tuu ektich dat ghastes?

Bharun aaly aasmat (Marathi SMS)
Bharun aaly aasmat radu lagale sare sant...
Sarya maharashtrachi ekach khaant...
Aali kuthun hi Rakhi Saawant...

Tu mala havi aahes (Marathi SMS)
Priye
Tu mala havi aahes
Majya sobat
Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe
aikache aahet te
Premache teen shabda
me bill bharte ...

Pu Laa Deshpande ekda (Marathi SMS)
Pu Laa Deshpande ekda T-shirt ghalun hindayla jatat.
T-shit var tyanche nav thalak aksharaat lihile aste."Pu La Deshpande".Tar
T-shirt chyaa magchyaa bajulaa kay lihile asnar?
Pu Sh Deshpande. (pull/push).

Naa sampanare akhand (Marathi SMS)
Naa sampanare akhand swapna asave,
Naa bolata aiku yetil asee Shabd asavet,
Grishmat paus padtil asee dhag asavet,
Naa magata sobat detil asee Mitra asavet...

Sarwanchi nzr chukwoon (Marathi SMS)
Sarwanchi nzr chukwoon thujhe
Majhyakade baghani he mala mahit astt
Tujhe he baghani mala kalhatt asatt
Pan tujhya nakalht maje tula baghane he tula kalhat nasatt

Ekda ek manos (Marathi SMS)
Ekda ek manos doctor kade jato. Tyla constipation cha tras hot asto
Patient: "Dr, mala alikade hoat nahe"
Dr: Thek ahe ajpasan palikade basan bagha kahi frak padto ka te

Ekda eka mansala (Marathi SMS)
Ekda eka mansala sundas la prblm hot asto mhanun to doctor kade jato. "Dr, mala prsakade nit hot nhiye. Majhi shi dorysarkhi (thread like) hotey ani he barech divas chalu ahy". Dr: Kay hoat ahy naki bghu tari?". Dr tyache sagle exams.

Ekda Dada Kondke (Marathi SMS)
Ekda Dada Kondke la ek Hindi pictur produce ani direct karnyachi sandhi yetee.
Mulcha marathi manus pun ata hindi picture produce karaychaa tyamule Dada Kondke
la picture che naav kay thevayche he suchat nahi.
Khoop vichar karun tyala ek ashakya na suchate.
Ase nav jyache marathi ani hindi donahi madhye kahitari artha hoto asy.
Picture che nav. BADLA LUNGI

Tu mala havi aahes (Marathi SMS)
Tu mala havi aahes
Majya sobaat
Ekhadyaa chanshya hotel madhe
Aikache aahet tey
Premache teen shabda
Mee bill bharte ..

Ek sardaarji tyachya (Marathi SMS)
Ek sardaarji tyachya sundar bahinila scootar varun geun chalala asto
tevdhyat kahi targat mule tyachya bahinila baghun mhantaat yaar
kya bivi mili ha sardaar ko sardaarji te aikto ani khup chidto to
scooter park karto ani tyanna mhanto aare saale bivi hogi teri vo to
meri behen ha..

In Korian: Him ham hu (Marathi SMS)
In Korian: Him ham hu,
In Rashian: Sim sam su,
In Chini: Chin chan chu,
In Thai: Hab haab hu,
&
In Marathi: Yadaa ha tu

Shant niwant shishir sarala (Marathi SMS)
Shant niwant shishir sarala.
Salsalata hirwaa vasant aala.
Kokilechya suravatee sobat, chaitra"PADVA" dari aala.
"Nutaan Varshabhinandan


Lal pivli kombadi (Marathi SMS)
Lal pivli kombadi
Tiche tiche karde karde paii
Barech divas jale tumcha sms yet na
Tumhala bird flue zale ki kay ?