Munna Bhai SMS

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Ttere SMS nahi aarele (Munna Bhai SMS)
Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi bahot tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
Bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.
Sender…Circuit Bhai.!

Akal badi ki bhains (Munna Bhai SMS)
PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhains?
MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.

Gandhi Jayanti (Munna Bhai SMS)
LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.

CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga bapu ka!

First Patient (Munna Bhai SMS)
After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.

He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?

“Battery is OK”

Impact of Movies (Munna Bhai SMS)
Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

Bagla Kaise Sota Hai (Munna Bhai SMS)
Munna Bhai:- A Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,
Ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- Arre simple Bhai,
Bole to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga...

Tipu Sultan Ki Kursi (Munna Bhai SMS)
MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.
CIRCUIT: Bhai us kursi par mat baithna.
MUNNA: Kaiku ?
CIRCUIT: Wo tipu sultan ki hai bhai.
MUNNA: Tension kaiku leta he re maamu? Aayega to uth jaunga re, I shappath!!!

Bakra hai ya Bakri (Munna Bhai SMS)
Munna bhai: Apun ko kaise pata chalega k ye bakra hai ya bakri?”
Circuit:” Simple bhai, pathar mar kar dekho,
Agar bhaga to bakra
Aur agar bhagi to bakri.

Bina daant wala kutta (Munna Bhai SMS)
MUNNA BHAI: Circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT: Simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!
ha ha ha