Pick Up Lines

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Hindi Pick Up Lines h a finely tuned body? 2. I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me? 3. I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away! 4. I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness. 5. I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven. 6. Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? 7. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? 8. I sneezed because God blessed me with you. 9. Is it hot in here or is it just you? 10. Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous! 11. So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over? 12. Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you. 13. Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good. 14. Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess. 15. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

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