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Kangal seyum siru (Tamil SMS)
Kangal seyum siru thavarukku idhyam anubavikkum aayul thandanai.

"KADHAL"

There are 12 days (Tamil SMS)
There are 12 days for vinayagar chaturthi.
so kaliman demand aiducham.
so unga mandil irukarada safe pannikinga.

Dr Monitor MBBS (Tamil SMS)
Dr Monitor MBBS,
ulcer Specialist.
Dr.Wills
Lungs Specialist.
Dr.Manikchand
Mouth Cancer Specialist.
Dr.Beer
Thoppai Specialist...............

Kalaiyum neeye... (Tamil SMS)
Kalaiyum neeye...
Malaiyum Neeye...
Mathiyanamum Neeye..
Iravum Neeye....
Vidinchu Nayae..
Yendiri Payae...

How many idlies (Tamil SMS)
Man: How many idlies can you eat in empty stomach?
Sardar: I can eat 6 idlies.
Man: You Can eat only 1 idly in empty stomach.
When you eat second that's not empty stomach.
Sardar: ha ha ha super joke, I,m going to ask my friend.
Sardar: How many idlies can you eat in empty stomach?
Friend: i can eat 10.
Sardar: poda.
6nu sonna oru super joke soli irupen.

Two Wheeler Thought (Tamil SMS)
Two Wheeler Thought
'Hero honda'la hero pogalam
But
'Yamaha'la yaman poga mudiuma?

Accident (Tamil SMS)
Police: Eppadiya accident nadanthathu?

Driver: Athaan sir enakkum theriyala appo naan thoongittu irundhaen.

Big advice for you (Tamil SMS)
"LOVE" pani
"NASAMA"
Porathai Vida.!
"SIGHT"
Adichu
"SANTHOSAMA"
Irunga.!

Its my big advice for you.!

ippadikku... Best friend

Manna! Naatil panjam (Tamil SMS)
Amaichar: Manna! Naatil panjam thalai "virithu" adukiruthu.

Pulikesi: Appadia! "ribbon" ai kattikondu olungaga ada sollum.

Amaichar:!!!!!!!!!!!?????


One day sardarji (Tamil SMS)
One day sardarji buy a “kaadhal” flim vcd and he kept in fridge you know why?
Because sardar wants to see “jillunu oru kadhal” film

Josiar Sardar (Tamil SMS)
Josiar: unga thosam nivarthi aganumna 36 vayasu ponna kalyanam pannanum
Sardar:Rendu 18 vayasu ponnungala katikalama
Josiar: …………….?!???????

1000, 2000 selavu (Tamil SMS)
1000, 2000 selavu panni OOTY, KODAIKANAL suthana TOUR NU solranga.
10p selavu illama OORA suthana THANDASORU nu solranga
Enna ulagamba

Nan rojavai pola (Tamil SMS)
Nan rojavai pola alaganavan illai
Aanal en ‘IDAYAM’
Rojavaivida
Alaganadu
En theriuma?
Athil neeum un Natoum iruppathal

TEA STRONG (Tamil SMS)
TEA STRONG AA IRUKA YENA PANANUM? ORU SPOON "CEMENT" PODANUM

Naan Kadavulidam (Tamil SMS)
Naan Kadavulidam
Oru Varam Kettka
Pogiren
Enna Enral
Nee Ennai Ninaikkum
Podhellam
Oru Murai
Kann Smitta
Vendum
Enru

Parthiban Vadivalu (Tamil SMS)
Parthiban: Banna evlo?
Vadivalu: Onnuu 1 rupee
Parthiban: 60 paisaku varatha?
Vadivalu: 60 paisaku tholdhaan varum.
Parthiban: 40 paisa thola vachukettu paalatha kudu.

Kaatrukum en meedhu (Tamil SMS)
Kaatrukum en meedhu kobam
Karanam ketan
Swasippathu enae
Nessipathu unaieya endrathu.

Unarum varai (Tamil SMS)
Unarum varai
Unmaiyum oru
Poi thaan
Purikinra varai
Vazhkiyum oru
Pudir thaan
So enjoy ur life..

Kangaliluruthu gangaiyum (Tamil SMS)
Kangaliluruthu gangaiyum yamunaiyum
Perukkeduthu Odukinranaa
Iruppinum...
Thaagam theeravaillae

LKG Boy (Tamil SMS)
LKG Boy: Dai Machan Examukku bit eduthudu poniye ennachu?
Boy 2; Ady poda bita jattila vachu eduthudu ponen. Atha maranthudu jatila uchaa poitten.