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Hausla bhi aazmana chahiye (Funny Shayari)
Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye,
Bure waqt mein bhi muskurana chahiye,
Chahe kitni bhi thand pade hafte mein,
Ek baar to nahana chahiye.


Meri prem kahani (Funny Shayari)
Meri prem kahani ka kya ajeeb ending tha,
meri prem kahani ka kya ajeeb ending tha…,
Maine propose kia SMS se,
Kambakth woh uski shadi tak pending tha…!

Log ishq karte hain (Funny Shayari)
Log ishq karte hain bade shor ke saath,
Humne bhi kiya tha bade zor ke saath,
Magar ab karenge zara gaur ke saath,
Kyunki kal dekha tha use kisi aur ke saath!


Marne pe hum dono ko (Funny Shayari)
Marne pe hum dono ko jannat mile,
Yeh hava yeh bahar mile,
SMS karne mein kanjusi mat kar mere dost,
Pata nahi jannat mein signal mile ya na mile.

Dhokha milta hai jab (Funny Shayari)
Dhokha milta hai jab pyar mein,
Zindagi mein udasi chha jati hai.
Sochte hain chhor denge is duniya ko,
Kambakht college me dusri pasand aa jati hai.

Mat kar mere dost (Funny Shayari)
Mat kar mere dost haseeno se mohabbat,
Woh to aankhon se waar karti hain.
Maine teri wali ki aankhon mein dekha hai,
Woh to saali mujh se bhi pyar karti hai.

Krishna ke kadmon pe (Funny Shayari)
Krishna ke kadmon pe kadam badhate chalo,
Ab murli nahi to siti hi bajate chalo,
Radha to ghar wale dilayenge hi magar,
Tab tak gopiyon ko hi patate chalo.

Pyaar Ka Insurance (Funny Shayari)
Kash pyaar ka insurance ho jata,
Pyar karne se pehle premium bharwaya jata.
Pyar mein wafa mili to theek warna,
Bewafaon pe jo kharcha hota uska claim to mil jata.

Lamha Lamha Karke (Funny Shayari)
Lamha Lamha karke waqt guzar jayega,
7 fero ka sathi tumse bandh diya jayega,
Abhi bhi waqt hai yaaro kisi ko pata lo,
Kya pata kal kisi ka pataya hua maal tumhein saup diya jayega.

Jawani Ke Din (Funny Shayari)
Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,
Husn ke tevar nukeele ho gaye,
Hum izhar karne me thode dhele ho gaye,
Aur udhar unke hath peele ho gaye!.

Apni Raah Khud Chuno (Funny Shayari)
Apni raah khud chuno,
Dil jo kahe vahi karo,
Apne peechche walon ko aage mat jane do,
Aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo,
Tabhi ek achche…rikshaw waale ban paaoge.

Barish aur Zameen (Funny Shayari)
Barrish ho aur zameen gilli na ho,
Dhoop nikle aur sarson pilli na ho,
To phir aap ne yeh kaise soch liya ke,
Neend me aap ki yaad aaye aur shalwar gilli na ho.

Chandni chaand se (Funny Shayari)
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaron se nahi,
Chandni chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.


Dil denge kisi ek ko (Funny Shayari)
Dil denge kisi ek ko, woh bhi kisi nek ko.
Yeh koi mandir ka parsad nahi, jo baant-te rahein har ek ko.
Dil denge kisi ek ko, woh bhi kisi nek ko.
Jab tak ladki nahi pat jaati, propose kerenge har ek ko.

Raste the anjaan (Funny Shayari)
Raste the anjaan phir bhi hum talash mein unki nikal pade,
Unki aankhon ki kashish mein hum kheenche chal pade,
Maloom chala woh kaun si thi dagar jispe hum the nikle,
Jab use patane ke chakkar mein hamein joote chappal pade.

Jise koyal samjhe (Funny Shayari)
Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla,
Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla,
Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se,
Aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.

Ishq mein yeh anjaam (Funny Shayari)
Ishq mein yeh anjaam paaya hai,
Haath pair tute, muh se khun aaya hai,
Hospital pahunche to nurson ne farmaya,
"Baharon phool barsao kisi ka mehboob aaya hai"

Meri prem kahani (Funny Shayari)
Meri prem kahani ka kya ajeeb ending tha,
Meri prem kahani ka kya ajeeb ending tha,
Maine propose kia SMS se,
Kambakth woh uski shadi thak pending tha…!

Log ishq karte hain (Funny Shayari)
Log ishq karte hain bade shor ke sath,
Hamne bhi kiya tha bade zor ke sath,
Magar ab karenge zara gaur ke sath,
Kyunki kal dekha tha use kisi aur ke sath!

Khidki Khuli (Funny Shayari)
Khidki khuli,
Zulfe dikhi,
Socha tha husn-e-didar hoga,
Zulfe hati,
Kismat footi,
Wo to nahaya huva sardar tha.