Adult Hindi Jokes

Girl and boy hotel ke room mein sex karne ke baad lete hue the

Ladki: "Jaanu tumhein pata hai tumhari lulli duniya ki sabse badi lulli hai"

Ladka khush hokar bola: "Achcha!!!"

Ladki: "Haan kyunki iske baad lund ki category shuru ho jaati hai"

Pati patni sex kar rahe thhe, pati ko kaafi josh chada hua thha,

Patni: "Zara dheere karo kyu Rajhdhani Express chala rahe ho"

Itne mein unka beta bed se nichhe gir gaya aur bola

"Jo marji chalao par passangers ko to niche mat girao"

Husband ne first night ke baad next day apni biwi se poochha: "Tum aaj tak kitne logon ke sath soyi ho?"

Wife: "Such boloon to sirf aap ke sath hee soyi hoon, baki sabke saath saari saari raat jaagi hoon..."

Ek banda bus mein safar kar raha tha aur ciggerete pee raha thha.

Conducter bola: "No smoking ka board nahi dikhta kya?"

Man replied: "Uske side mein 'always use condom' ka bhi board laga hai, wo bhi laga ke baithoo"

Banta sets up Santa to go on a blind date with a friend of his. But Santa is a little worried about going out with someone he's never seen before.

"What do I do if she's ugly?" says Santa, "I'll be stuck with her all night."

"Don't worry," Banta says, "just go up to her door and meet her first. If you like what you see, then everything goes as planned. If you don't just shout 'Aaaaaaaaauuuuuuuggghhh!' and fake an asthma attack."

So that night, Santa knocks at the girl's door and when she comes out he is awe-struck at how beautiful and sexy she is.

He's about to speak when the girl suddenly shouts: ....."Aaaaaaaaaaauuugguuughhh!"

Degrees Of Girls

MBA - Married But Available

BA - Beautifull Ass

MBBS - Member Of Big Boobs Society

LLB - Lovely Lickable Breasts

BSC - Beautifull Sexy Cun.t

Once Santa went to bar there he met a girl

Santa asked her name?

Girl said: "My name is Carmen, because I like Car and Men."

Then girl asked santa whats his name?

Santa said: "Daaru Boob Singh Pussy"

Ladki ladke se keheti hai: "Jub hum ladkiyaan gandi baatein karti hain to tum logon ke kaan kyun khade ho jaate hain?"

Ladka: "Achcha??, to tum log use kaan kehati ho"