Adult Hindi Jokes

Sardar ki Biwi came without any clothes in the drawing room to serve Halwa to the guests.
Sardar screamed: Beshram aurat, tu hosh mein to hai?
Wife: Woh jee recipe book mein aisa hi likha tha na "Serve Hot without any dressing, guests will enjoy."

Sharma ji ki party mein verma ji ke paas Mrs. Sharma aakar boli:
"Bhai sahab aapne to kuchh liya hi nahi" aur yeh keh kar ek chicken ka leg piece uthakar unki plate mein rakh diya.
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Party khatm hone par Mr. Sharma ne Verma ji se poochha "Khana kaisa laga"
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Verma ji: "Badhiya, par end mein bhabhi ji ne jo taang utha ke di maza aa gaya."

Patni : Chalo luka-chhipi khelte hain. Agar tumne mujhe dhoondh liya to tum meri gaand maarna aur maine tumhein dhoondh liya to main tumhari gaand maarungi.

Pati : Lekin tum kaise gaand maarogi?

Patni : Hum shopping ke liye jaayenge na.

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Socho uski panty par kya likha hoga.
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Sex ke baad aurton ke alag alag reaction

Call girl : Chal nikal.

Girl friend : Shaadi kab karoge.

Padosan : Phir kab aaoge.

Biwi : An 3-4 din mat bolna.

Kaamwali Bai : Ab to pagaar badha do saab.

Sex kar lene ke baad
Boy: Jaan-e-mann ab tumhe woh hoga duniya jise bachcha kehti hai.
Girl: Ab tumhe woh hoga duniya jise AIDS kehti hai.

Santa: Tera baap doctor hai, phir bhi tu bimar ho gaya. Kitne sharam ki baat hai?
Banta: BC tera baap bhi to condom bechta hai, phir bhi to tu paida hua na chutiye.

Ramesh: Interview kaisa hua?

Suresh: Interview to theek hua, lekin last mein woh english mein kuchh boli "Show me your testimonial".

Rakesh: To phir.

Suresh: Mujhe lagta hai ki main ghalat cheez dikha ke aa gaya hoon.