Adult Hindi Jokes

Adult Hindi Jokes

Adult Hindi Jokes are also known as Dirty Hindi Jokes or Dirty Jokes in Hindi or Sexy Hindi Jokes or Adult Indian Jokes or Hindi Sexy Jokes. Adult Hindi Jokes are espacially focused on Indian or Hindi visitors because they are either written in Hindi language or related to Indian scenario. The term adult hindi jokes is used to describe various jokes, prose, poems, black comedy and skits that deal with topics that are considered to be adult taste or vulgar. Adult hindi jokes are concerned with sex, a particular ethnic group, or gender in Indian context. Other adult hindi jokes include violence, particularly domestic abuse, excessive swearing or profanity. These jokes are not suitabe to be viewed or listen by any unmatured person.

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Biwi Paani Se Darti Hai
Biwi Paani Se Darti Hai

Ek dost doosre ko bata raha tha...

"Yaar meri biwi paani se bahut darti hai"

Frined: "Achcha wo kaisi?"

Friend replied: "Yaar kal jab main ghar gaya to wo bath tub mein bhi security guard ke saath bethi thi"

Woh Boli
Woh Boli

Woh boli dabao,
Maine dabaya,
Woh boli aur zor se dabao,
Maine aur zor se daba diya,
Usne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao,
Maine phir dabaya,
Us ne kaha pent bhi nikal do phir dabao,
Maine phir dabaya.

Woh boli: "Dekha ho gaya na suit case band"

Nigahon Se Nigahein
Nigahon Se Nigahein

Nigahon se nigahein mila kar to dekho,
Kabhi kisi ladki ko pata kar to dekho.

Hasratein dil mein dabane se kya fayda,
Apne haathon se zara daba kar to dekho.

Aasmaan simat jayega tumhare aagosh mein,
Ladki ki taangein faila kar to dekho.

Agar ye na kar sako to haar mat maan-na...

Do boonden to zaroor girengi yaaron,
Zara apne lund ko hila kar to dekho.

Cross-Eyed Bull
Cross-Eyed Bull

Banta has a cross-eyed bull that keeps bumping into things. He calls up to vet to try to remedy the problem.

The vet says, "I think the best thing is to stick a pipe up his ass and blow real hard and the bulls' eyes will straighten out."

The vet - a 70 year old man - inserts the pipe and blows. The bulls' eyes begin to straighten, but the vet soon looses his breath and the bulls' eyes are crossed again. The vet gives it another try, but looses his breath again.

The vet looks at Banta and says, "You look like a strong man, why don't you give it a try."

Banta agrees. He then takes the pipe out of the bulls' ass, turns it around, and sticks it back in. He then begins to blow.

"Shit!!!" says the vet. "What in the hell did you do that for?"

Banta replies, "You don't think I am going to put my mouth on the same end of the pipe that you had your on."


Girl and boy hotel ke room mein sex karne ke baad lete hue the

Ladki: "Jaanu tumhein pata hai tumhari lulli duniya ki sabse badi lulli hai"

Ladka khush hokar bola: "Achcha!!!"

Ladki: "Haan kyunki iske baad lund ki category shuru ho jaati hai"

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