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Bar Jokes

Bar Jokes

Bar Jokes or Drunken Jokes or Drunk Jokes or Alcohol Jokes are those jokes which are related to the place bar where people consume alcohol. Bar Jokes are funny presentation of a drunken person or a situation arises during or after drink. Bar jokes also concerned with the dringing habit of people. Bar jokes also covers funny stories created in the bars. These bar jokes may be a funny conversation between drunken people and bartenders or two drunked people. We have thousands of bar jokes for you, so enjoy these Jokes.

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Angry Wife
Angry Wife

An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him.

"What'll you have?" he asked. "Oh, I don't know.
The same as you I suppose," she replied.

So, the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel's and threw his down in one shot.

His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out.

"Yuck, that's TERRIBLE!" she spluttered. "I don't know how you can drink this stuff !"

"Well, there you go," cried the husband.
"And you think I'm out enjoying myself every night!"

Movie Names
Movie Names

If movies were made by drinkers, then the titles would be....

Soda Akbar

Rab Ne Pila di Thodi

Rum de basanti

Hum tight ho chuke sanam

Beer Zara

Bevde Zameen Par

Ek Tha Bagpiper

Talli six

Rum Maro Rum

Maine Drink Tujko Diya

Bewdy Rathore

Hickk Hick Hota Hai

DaaruDas

Hum Tunn

Maine Neat Kyu Piya

Peg Liya To Chakna Kya

Ulti Kar Di Aapne

Whiskiya

Pinewale Baatliyaa Le Jayenge..!

Cheers!

After drinking
After drinking

After drinking men talk unnecessarily...
Become emotional...
Drive badly
Stop thinking
Fight 4 nothing


Conclusion:
"Alcohol contains female hormones!"

Fight is about to start
Fight is about to start

Santa: Hurry-up, hurry-up, give me a drink. Fight is about to start.
Bartender gives him a drink.
Santa again says: Hurry-up, hurry-up, give me drink. Fight is about to start.
Bartender again gives him a drink.
Santa again asks for a drink as the fight is about to star.
Bartender: When on earth the fight will start?
Naughty Santa: When you will ask for money.

Accidents due to drunken driving
Accidents due to drunken driving

10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.

Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!


Lecture on ill effects of drinking
Lecture on ill effects of drinking

Police arrested a drunkard & askd: Where r u going?
Man: I'm going 2 attend a lecture on ill effects of drinking.
Cop: Who'll lecture at midnight ?
Man: My wife...

You are the reason...
You are the reason...

A guy, sitting outside his home about to be evicted from his house, was contemplating how the future would be after he had divorced his wife, lost his children and lost his job...

He notices a crate of beer bottles and walks up to it.

He takes out an empty bottle, smashing it into the concrete wall swearing, "You are the reason I don't have a wife", second bottle, "You are the reason I don't have my children", third bottle "You are the reason I lost my job".

He notices the fourth bottle is sealed and still full of beer. He takes the bottle, puts it aside and says "Stand aside my dear friend; I know you were not involved".

Friends Never Change
Friends Never Change

RESULT AGAR ACHCHA HO:
Maa - Bhagwan ki kripa hai.
Papa - Beta Kiska Hai.
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.

RESULT AGAR BURA HO:
Maa - Aag lage is mobile mein.
Papa - Laad pyar ne bigaad diya.
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.

BIRTHDAY PAR:
Maa - Jug jug jiye mera beta.
Papa - Hamesha aage badhe.
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.

LOVE MEIN FAIL HONE PAR:
Maa - Beta Bhool ja usko.
Papa - Mard ban.
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.

Moral : Friends never change.



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