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Computer Jokes

Computer Jokes

Computer Jokes or Computer Fun or Computer Humor are those jokes which are related to computer's language, softwares, computer professionals, accessories. We have a collection of computer jokes which we have collected in the past few months. We will be updating these jokes each and every week so please come back for the best computer jokes around!. You never know when these jokes can help you break the ice or make conversation. Or just read these computer jokes for a good laugh and fun. Check out our computer jokes and email them to your friends! Thanks for visitng our computer jokes section.

Computer Jokes
Where is Your Computer
Where is Your Computer

Customer care officer: I need a product identification number right now and may I help u in finding it out?
Cust: Sure
CCO: Could u left click on start and do u find 'My Computer'?
Cust: I did left click but how the hell do I find your computer?

If I were a painter
If I were a painter

If I were a painter......
you would be my painting,
if i were an author.....
you would be my story,
if i were a poet.....
you would be my poem,
UNFORTUNATELY
I'm a Programmer...
and you are my BUG

Facebook Fever
Facebook Fever

Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge?
Student: Facebooking karunga !!
T: Nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?
S: Facebook pages ka Admin banunga.
T: Ohoo, I mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge?
S: Facebook Admin Rights.
T: IDIOT! mera matlab bade ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge?
S: Facebook par page bnaunga 'I Luv MOM & DAD'
T: Stupid tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hain?
S: Mere Facebook ka Pasword.
T: Hey Bhagwan, tumari zindagi ka kya maksad hai?
S: Facebook, but never Face ur Book :p ;).

Girls with Hightech future
Girls with Hightech future

God: I am Going to Make Girls with Hightech future!!!
Any Suggestions?

Boy: Yes.!!!!
Her Heart Should be Password Protected To Avoid Multiple Users!.
God:!

Funny Answers to Computer Related Questions
Funny Answers to Computer Related Questions

Q. What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface?
A. Terms are different ... nothing more ]
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Q. What is JFC ?
A. Jilebi, Fanta & Coffee
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Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ?
A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will have 3 tyres.
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Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server ? Which methodology will follow ?
A. Send it through courier.
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Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA ?
A. As you wish , I do not have any objections.
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Q. How to communicate 2 threads each other ?
A. Non living things can't communicate.
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Q. What is meant by flickering ?
A. Closing and opening of eyes at girls.
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Q. Explain RMI Architecture?
A. I am a computer professional not an architect student.
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Q. What is the use of Servlets ?
A. In hotels, they can replace servers.
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Q. What is the dif ference between Process and Threads ?
A. Threads are small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example for process.
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Q. When is update method called ?
A. Who is update method?
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Q. What is JAR file ?
A. File that can be kept inside a jar.
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Q. What is JINI ?
A. A ghost which was Aladdin's friend.
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Q. How will you call an Applet from a _Java Script?
A. I will give invitation.
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Q. How you can know about drivers and database information ?
A. I will go and enquire in the bus depot.
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Q. What is serialization ?
A. Arranging one after the other from left to right.
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Q. What is bean ? Where it can be used ?
A. A kind of vegetable. In kitchens for cooking they can be used.
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Q. Write down how will you create a binary Tree ?
A. When we sow a binary seed , a binary tree will grow.
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Q. What is the exact difference between Unicast and Multicast object ?
A. If in a society, if there is only one caste, then it is Unicast, else it is multicast


Mouse Ball
Mouse Ball

If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Units). Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel. Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse.Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop off method. Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately. It is recommended that each person have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction. Any customer missing his balls should contact the local personnel in charge of removing and replacing these necessary items. Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working balls is an unhappy customer.

Warnings
Warnings

A software engineer was smoking in office.
Girl says, Can't you see the warning? "Smoking is injurious to health"
The engineer says : We bother only about Errors not Warnings !!!!

Future of 32-Bit Operating Systems
Future of 32-Bit Operating Systems

Bill Gates and Jim Cannavino from IBM are arguing about the future of 32-bit operating systems. They decide to throw a coin.
Cannavino: "If the number is up, OS/2 will be the new standard, if it's head Windows95 will be the new standard.
Gates: "Hey, you forgot Windows NT."
Cannavino: "No, I didn't. If the coin falls on end, Windows NT will be the future."




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