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Bck down to earth
Bck down to earth

A man died and went to God.

GOD: I have no place for you in heaven. If you want you may go to hell or back down to earth.

MAN: I'll go back down to earth but make me something that has wings and that can suck blood.

GOD: ok

So then God makes the man something that has wings and that can suck blood... a mosquito.

One day the mosquito dies and goes to God

GOD: I have no place for you in heaven. if you want you may go to hell or go back down to earth.

Mosquito: I'll go back down to earth but make me something that has wings and can suck blood.

GOD: ok

So then God makes the mosquito something that has wings and can suck blood... a vampire

One day the vampire dies and goes to God.

GOD: I still have no place for you in heaven if you want you may to hell or back down to earth.

Vampire: I'll go back down to earth, but make me something that has wings and can suck blood.

GOD : ok

GOD:(thinking) what the hell can I make him now???
(idea)

God makes him a whisper ultra pad.....................

Confession
Confession

At one local church, Joe was in charge of taking up the offerings.

One Sunday after the services, the priest counted the cash and found it was smaller than anticipated. So he questioned Joe. He told him that it did not seem enough for the size of the congregation. Joe said that he did not take any of the offering. The priest again questioned him and again he said that he did not take any of the offering. So the priest said "get in the confessional" which Joe did.

Then the priest asked him did you take any of the offering and this time he said "I can't hear you". Again the priest asked "Joe did you take any of the
offering?" Again Joe answered "I can't hear you". This time the priest yelled "JOE DID YOU TAKE ANY OF THE OFFERING" Again Joe answered "I can't hear you". By this time the priest was getting a little angry so he came out of the confessional and said "Joe trade places with me and you can ask me a question."

So they traded places and Joe asked "I hear that you and my wife are having an affair, is that true?" To which the priest answered "By Golly you can't hear in here"

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