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Confession on Death Bed
Confession on Death Bed

A man on death bed confesses to his wife
"I had an affair with ur sister, your friend & the maid... Please FORGIVE Me:(
WIFE: I know honey. Now relax & Let the POISON WORK.

Answers my next question
Answers my next question

Teacher: Whoever answers my next question, can go home.
A boy throws his bag out through the window.
Teacher: who threw the bag ?
Boy: Me..I'm going home. ......

Marry the girl of my choice
Marry the girl of my choice

Dad : Son, I want you to marry the girl of my choice.
Son : No!
Dad : The girl is daughter of Bill Gates..
... Son : Then OK.
Dad goes to Bill Gates...
Dad : I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates : No!
Dad : My son is CEO of World Bank...
Bill Gates : Oh, then it's OK
Dad goes to president of World Bank...
Dad : Appoint my son as CEO ...
President : No!
Dad : He is son-in-law of Bill Gates...
President : Then okey.
This is how business works... :-)

What should I send
What should I send

Guy: If you are smiling, send me your smiles.
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
Girl: I am in Toilet.... What should I send?

Only 1 word per year
Only 1 word per year

A prince was cursed by a witch that he cud speak only 1 word per year,but if he doesnt he cud save d wrds for d nxt yr.
One day he saw a pretty princessfell in luv wid hr.
He waited for 10yrs to say her,"Darling I love u, I would like to marry you".
and princess replied
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Repeat!!!


Two tigers and a rabbit
Two tigers and a rabbit

Two tigers resting under a tree, suddenly a rabbit passed very fast,
1st Tiger could not make out & asked "What was that?"
2nd tiger smiled & said:"Fast Food".

How to make a woman happy
How to make a woman happy

It's really not difficult...

To make a woman happy a man only needs to be :

1. a friend

2. a companion

3. a lover

4. a brother

5. a father

6. a master

7. a chef

8. an electrician

9. a carpenter

10. a plumber

11. a mechanic

12. a decorator

13. a stylist

14 . a gynaecologist

16. a psychologist

17. a pest exterminator

18. a psychiatrist

19. a healer

20. a good listener

21. an organiser

22. a good father

23. very clean

24. sympathetic

25. athletic

26. warm

27. attentive

28. gallant

29. intelligent

30. funny

31. creative

32. tender

33. strong

34. understanding

35. tolerant

36. prudent

37. ambitious

38. capable

39. courageous

40. determined

41. true

42. dependable

43. passionate


WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:


44. give her compliments regularly

45. love shopping

46. be honest

47. be very rich

48. not stress her out

49. not look at other girls


AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:


50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself

52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes


IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:


53. Never to forget:

* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY :
1 . Leave him in peace ;)

Which will you take
Which will you take

Son: Dad, if you saw a 10$ note and a 5$ note on the floor, which will you take?
Dad: The 10$ of course!
Son: Thats so STUPID! Why not take both???!!!



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