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What is the math
What is the math

Question: What is the math?
Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students

Plane crashed in Brazil
Plane crashed in Brazil

Once in Brazil a plane crashed, only a monkey who was traveling in the plane was left alive. Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to understand our language and reply.

The officials went to see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the monkey.

Officer: "When the plane took off what were the travelers doing?"
Monkey: "Tying their belts"
Officer: "What were the air hostesses doing?"
Monkey: "Saying Hello! Good morning!"
Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"
Monkey: "Checking the system"
Officer: "What were you doing?"
Monkey: "Looking for my people"

Officer: "After 20' minutes what were the travelers doing?"
Monkey: "Having beverages and snacks"
Officer: "What were the air hostesses doing?"
Monkey: "Serving the travelers"
Officer: "What were the Pilots doing?"
Monkey: "Handling the steering"
Officer: "What were you doing?"
Monkey: "Eating throwing"

Officer: "After 40 minutes what were the travelers doing?"
Monkey: "Some were sleeping and some were reading"
Officer: "What were the air hostesses doing?"
Monkey: "Make up"
Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"
Monkey: "Handling the steering"
Officer: "What were you doing?"
Monkey: "Nothing"

Officer: "Just before plane crash what were the travelers doing?"
Monkey: "All were sleeping"
Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"
Monkey: "Handling the air hostess"
Officer: What were you doing?
Monkey: Handling the steering!!!! !

No more Questions!!!

What Women Want in Men
What Women Want in Men

What Women Want in Men

1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover
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Revised List (age 32):
1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week

Revised List (age 42):
1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady " splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends

Revised List (age 52):
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers my name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends

Revised List (age 62):
1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why hes laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that its the weekend
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Revised List (age 72):
1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet

Every Girl Wants a Guy
Every Girl Wants a Guy

Every Girl Wants a Guy...

who hugs her,
when they're watching a scary movie

who gives her his jacket,
even when he himself is feeling cold

who will always be the one,
to make her laugh

who will never complain &
never stare at other women

who will be romantic &
not scared to say "I love you"

most importantly,
he will love her for who she is...


and that guy, is what google calls

'NO RESULTS FOUND'

Perfect mother and perfect child
Perfect mother and perfect child

There is only 1 perfect mother in the world & every child thinks he/she has it.
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There is only 1 perfect child in the world & every mother thinks the neighbour has it!


Difference between a friend and lover
Difference between a friend and lover

Difference between a friend and lover
When u got accident and u r in hospital
Lover - How r u?

but a friend
Dude how does that nurse look?

You are not in love
You are not in love

When words are not enough to express your feelings ..
Don't think that you are in love ..
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It means that you need to improve your vocabulary!

A woman is completely harmless
A woman is completely harmless

A woman is completely harmless and doesn't believe in violence..
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Until her nail polish gets dry.



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