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Negatives Lines With Positive Meaning
Negatives Lines With Positive Meaning

6 Negatives lines, with positive meanings....!!

1. Money can't buy happiness, but its more comfortable to cry in a
BMW than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember that bastard's name..

3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you
when he is in trouble again..

4. Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them..

5. Alcohol doesn't solve any problem, but neither does juice..

6. Smoking kills, but if you don't smoke, doesn't mean you'll never
die...!!

Where Do I Keep Money
Where Do I Keep Money

Wife: Wherever I keep the money our son steals it. I don't know what to do about it, where do I keep money?

Husband: Keep it in his books. He never touches them.

Respect all MEN
Respect all MEN

Men are very Kind & Women are very Selfish!

"PROOF"
Most women don't like to help unknown men;
But all men are ready anytime to help unknown women.

AURAT KE DIL MEIN,
Sirf uske LOVER ya PATI Ke Liye Jagah Hoti Hai....

But
AADMI Ka DIL Itna BADA Hota Hai Ki,
Usmein-

DOST Ki LOVER
BIWI Ki SAHELI
SAAMNE WALI
BAAJU WALI
UPAR WALI
NEECHE WALI / KAMWALI
SAALI
BHAI Ki SAALI
BEHAN Ki NANAD
Or
Thodi Bahut BIWI Ke Liye Bhi Jagah Hoti Hai.....

SACH MEIN,
AADMI KA DIL BAHUT BADA HOTA HAI.....

Meri toh aankhe bhar aayi,

So Respect all MEN...

What is a Line
What is a Line

Maths Teacher: What is a line?
Pappu: A line is a dot that's going for a walk.
Teacher: Then what are parallel lines?
Pappu: A dot going for a walk with his girlfriend!

Oh my God
Oh my God

Co-pilot was welcoming the passengers on the plane shortly after take off.

"Thank you for flying with us this morning. The weather is....." When suddenly he starts screaming while he is still on the loud speakers.

"Oh my God!" "OMG" "OMG" This is going to hurt....Its burning"

A ghostly Silence reigned, He gets back on the microphone talking to the passengers.

"I sincerely apologise for the incident but the air hostess just dropped a very hot cup of coffee on my lap... you should see my pants from the front"

A passenger replies, "Why don't you come here and see our PANTS FROM BEHIND"!


Remembering Old Days
Remembering Old Days

An old man went to the college that he went to when he was a youth.

He knocked on room number 3 of the hostel and said: "May I come in. I lived in this very room thirty years ago when I studied in this college."

A young man opened the door and let him in. The old man examined the room, fondly remembering everything.

He said, "The same old room, the same old wooden table, the ventilator and the same old window that opens to the garden. And the same old bed."

When examining it he found a young girl under the bed.

The young man got alarmed and said, "Don't mistake me. She is my cousin. She dropped her earring and is searching for it." The old man said, "and the same old story!!"

Simple Explanation
Simple Explanation

The mother-in-law arrives home from the mall to find her son-in-law boiling angry and hurriedly packing his suitcase.

"What happened ?" she asks anxiously.

"What happened! I'll tell you what happened. I sent an email to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my business trip. I get home, and guess what I found ?

Yes, your daughter, my wife , with a guy in our marital bed! This is unforgivable, the end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever !"

"Calm down, calm down!" says his mother-in-law. "There is something very odd going on here. My daughter would never do such a thing! There must be a simple explanation. I'll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened."

Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile.

"I told you there must be a simple explanation .....she didn't receive your E-mail !"

Number of Dependents
Number of Dependents

Tax return form has been sent back..

My income tax return form has been sent back to me because in response to question for "Number of dependents on you?".

I replied : 65% of population who doesn't pay taxes,
2.1 million illegal Immigrants,
9,00,000 criminals in over 85 prisons,
and above all 769 Idiots in parliament.

They said this was not an acceptable answer ..!!

I am still wondering... Who the hell did I miss out ?



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