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Hindi Jokes
Jeans ki Price
Jeans ki Price

Girl- Is jeans ki price kitni hai?
Dukandar- Rs.3000 Only.
Girl: uff....!
Aur us Jeans ka kya price hai?
Dukandar: uff uff..;->:-D

Kabootar Ka Accident
Kabootar Ka Accident

Car se takra kar kabutar behosh ho gaya. Aadmi use doctor ke paas le gaya phis ghar le aaya aur pinjre me rakkha. Kabutar ko hosh aaya or bola -
"Aila sala jail ho gai, wo car wala mar gaya kya."

Main tere dost jaisa hi hu
Main tere dost jaisa hi hu

Father: Kya hua beta Q ro rahe ho. Mujhe bata main tere dost jaisa hi hu.
Son: Kya batau yaar main apni wali se milne gaya tha teri wali ne bahut mara.

Teacher se Pyar
Teacher se Pyar

BOY:- Beda mushkil hai TEACHER se pyar karna.
Frnd:- Kyon??
BOY:- Loveletter bheja tha... 7 mistakes nikal di.

Bhookh ya Ladki
Bhookh ya Ladki

Profesor ne 1 ladke ke liye 1 taraf cake or 1 taraf ladki rakhi.
Aur kaha ki in dono main se koi ek cheez le lo.

Ladka foran cake ki tarf Lapka
Doosri bar cake badal ke roti rakhi
to Ladka Roti ko Lapka..
Yun bar bar food item badalne per ladka her bar khane ki taraf bhaga.
Prof: Bas sabit hua ke bhookh hi sabse badi cheez hai.

Piche se 1 student bola:
"Sir ye is ki behan hai, 1 bar ladki bhi badal ke dekh lete?


Likhe jo KHAT tuje
Likhe jo KHAT tuje

Boy to girl: Likhe jo KHAT tuje
wo tere YAD me,
Sare padh liye papa ne RAT me,
Sawera jab hua to JUTE pad gaye,
Wo"FANAA" wale baal "GHAJNI" ban gaye..

I had a dream of u
I had a dream of u

Last night
I had a dream of u.
U were traveling in bus!
Suddenly the bus lost control n fell in the river.
Every1 swam 2 save their life,
but u were still swiming n searching 4 som1.
1 person asked u whom u r searching 4?

U said

Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya,

2 rupaye lene they..... ;-)

Boy vs Girl
Boy vs Girl

Boy: Suit bada achcha pehna hai.
Girl: Thanx
Boy: Lipstik bahut achi lagai hai.
Girl: Thanx
Boy: Make up bhi bahut acha kia hai.
Girl: Thanx "Bhaiya"
Boy: Phir bhi achchi nahi lag rahi ho.



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