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Sorry Ki Spelling
Sorry Ki Spelling

Ek Boodha ek ladki se takra gaya.
Boodhe ne ladki se bola: Sorry!

Ladki: Andha hai kya..... Dikhta nahi hai... Is umar mein bhi ye sab... Pata nahin kahan se aa jaate hain!!!
Yeh bolkar jaise hi woh ladki aage badhi, ek handsome sa ladka us se takra gaya.
Ladka: Sorry...
Ladki, sharmaate hue, "Koi baat nahin. it's okay!!!

Woh boodha yeh sab dekh raha tha. Usne aakar ladki se poochha: MERI SORRY KI SPELLING GALAT THI KYA??

Jinn Bana Bewakoof
Jinn Bana Bewakoof

Pakistani, American aur Indian ek ship mein ja rahe the..

Achaanak ek Jinn aaya aur bola: "Samundar mein koi cheez pheko, agar maine dhoondh li to main tumhein maar dunga aur na dhoondh paya to main tumhara Gulam".

Pakistani ne sui phenki.

Jinn ne dhoondh li aur use maar diya.

American ne memory card pheka.
Jinn ne dhoondh liya aur use bhi maar diya.

Indian ne kuchh phenka...
Ginn ne bohot dhoondha, dhoondh dhoondh ke thak gaya aur poochhne laga.
"Batao mere aaka main haar gaya"

(Socho Indian ne aisa kya phenka hoga ki jinn uska gulam ban gaya?)
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Indian bola: "Main bhi tera baap hoon, maine Disprin ki goli fenki thi,
Chal Beta, ghar chal bohot kaam pada hai"

JINN Shocked & INDIAN ROCKED.

Ek Bhikhari
Ek Bhikhari

Ek bhikhari bheekh mangne ke liye masjid ke bahar baitha tha. Sab namaazi aankh bacha kar chale gaye aur usko kuchh na mila..

Wo phir church gaya..
Phir mandir aur phir gurudware..
Lekin usko kisi ne kuchh na diya..

Aakhir me ek beer bar ke baahar aakar baith gaya..
Jo bhi sharabi baahar nikalta woh uske katore mein kuchh daal deta
Uska katora paison se bhar gaya...

Faqeer bola :- "Waah re Prabhu" Rehte kahan ho aur address kahan ka dete ho..

Murgi Ki Shaadi
Murgi Ki Shaadi

Ek murgi ne ek Baaj se shadi kar li
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To ek Murga bola : Hum mar gaye the kya??
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Murgi Boli : Mai to tumse hi shadi karna chahti thi, lekin Mom-Dad chahte the ki mera pati Air-Force me ho

Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi
Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi

Janta maaf nahi karegi collection :---

1. Whatsapp par 2 km lambe message bhejne waalon
# Janta maaf nahi karegi

2. John Abraham ko comedy film me cast karne waalon
# Janta maaf nahi karegi

3. Har hafte Adobe update nikaalne wale logon
# Janta maaf nahi karegi

4. Good morning ko Guuddd Morningggg..!!! Likhne waalon
# Janta maaf nahi karegi

5. Chilar ki jagah, Eclairs dene waalon
# Janta maaf nahi karegi

6. Har movie se pehle gutka mukesh ki ad dikhane waalo,
# Janta maaf nahi karegi

7. Ladkon ki reply par hmmm.. likhne wali ladkiyon,
# Janta maaf nahi karegi

8. "I love you but as a friend" kehne wali ladkiyon
# Janta maaf nahi karegi

9. Har hafte set max par Sooryavansham dikhane waalon
# Janta maaf nahi karegi

10. Sunny Leone ko sari pehnaane waalon
# Janta maaf nahi karegi

11. Android per BBM use karne waalon
# Janta maaf nahi karegi

12. 21 ball me 11 run bana ke world cup harvane waalon
# Janta maaf nahi karegi


Chhod Do Nasha
Chhod Do Nasha

"Cheeta Cigarette Ka Kash Lagane Hi Wala Tha Ki

Achanak Chuha Wahan Aaya
Aur Bola, Bhai Chhod Do Nasha,

Aao Mere Saath,
Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai.
Cheetah Chuhe Ke Saath Chal Diya.

Aage Hathi Cocaine Le Raha Tha,
Chuha Fir Bola,
Bhai Chhod Do Nasha,

Aao Mere Saath,
Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai.
Hathi Bhi Saath Chal Diya.

Aage Sher Whisky Pene Ki Tayari Kar Raha Tha,
Chuhe Ne Usse Bhi Woi Kaha.

Sher Ne Glass Side Par Rakha Aur Chuhe Ko 5-6 Thappad Mare.

Hathi Bola: Kyun Maar Rahe Ho Is Bechare Ko ?

Sher Bola: Ye Saala Roz gaanja peekar Aise Hi Sabko Puri Raat Jungle Ghumata Hai."

Logic
Logic

Teacher was teaching Mahabaratha to 6th std students.
"Kans heard devaki's 8th son wud kill him. So he put devaki & vasudev in prison.

1st child was born. Kans killed it by poison.

2nd child Kans killed by sword. 3rd was born n so on...
At this point a boy raised his hand for a doubt.

Teacher : What?

Boy : "If Kans knew that the 8th son wud kill him,
why did he put Devaki & Vasudev in SAME jail?"

Teacher fainted ! Generation gap, but common sense !

Bade Hokar Kya Karoge
Bade Hokar Kya Karoge

Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge?

Student: shaadi..!!!

Teacher: nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?

Student: dulha.!!!!!!!

Teacher: oh, i mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge?

Student: dulhan...

Teacher: IDIOT mera matlab bade ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge?

Student: Bahu laaunga

Teacher: stupid tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hai?

Student: Pota

Teacher: he bhagwan, tumari zindagi ka kya maksad hai?

Student: Hum do humare do!



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