Wife saw board outside a shop
Monsoon Offer Only for today :
Banarsi saree 10/-
Excited Wife to Husband: Give me Rs. 500, I'll buy 50 sarees
Beerbal ki maa, istri ki dukan hai woh.
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Wife saw board outside a shop
Wife is busy packing her clothes.
Man: And where are u going?
Wife: I'm moving to my mother.
Husband also starts packing.
Wife: And where do u think your going?
Husband: I'm also moving to my mother.
Wife: And what about the kids?
Husband: Well if u moving to ur mother and I'm moving to my mother then I guess they must also move to their mother....
There was a group of women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband.
The women were asked, 'How many of you love your husbands?'
All the women raised their hands.
Then they were asked, 'When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?'
Some women answered today, some yesterday, some didn't remember..
The women were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective husband: I love you, sweetheart.
Then the women were told to exchange phones and read the responding text messages.
Here are some of the replies:
1. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick?
2. What now? Did you crash the car again?
3. I don't understand what you mean?
4. What did you do now? I won't forgive you this time!!!
6. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?
7. Am I dreaming? ????
8. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today...!!!
9. I asked you not to drink anymore!!
and the best one
10. Who is this?
Marzi ki zindagi ke 7 steps...
3) Good Job
Shaadi ho gai na?
Marzi ki zindgi khtam...
Doctor. Aap ke husband ko mukamal sukun ki zarurat hai ye lo neend ki golian.
Biwi. Yeh main inhein kis waqt du.
Doctor. Yeh aapne khani hain.
Boy whispers to his mom during a wedding
Boy: "Why is the girl dressed in white?"
Mom: "Because this is the happiest day of her life."
Boy: "That's why is the boy dressed in black".
Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your Name?
Patient: 28 years
Patient: No, Car Accident.
Swarg ke baahar ka seen:
1st Aadmi : Bhagwan main doctor hoon aur maine logo ki bahot sewa ki hai mujhe swarg mein aane do.
God : Nahi tum andar nahi aa sakte.
2nd Aadmi : Bhagwan main pandit hoon aur maine sari zindagi aapki pooja ki hai mujhe swarg mein aane do.
God : Nahi tum bhi andar nahi aa sakte.
3rd Aadmi : Nhagwan main shaadi shuda hoon.
God : Bas kar pagle rulayega kya, chal andar swarg mein aaja.