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Marriage Jokes

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Marriage Jokes
Loving Relationship
Loving Relationship

There was a group of women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband.

The women were asked, 'How many of you love your husbands?'

All the women raised their hands.

Then they were asked, 'When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?'

Some women answered today, some yesterday, some didn't remember..

The women were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective husband: I love you, sweetheart.

Then the women were told to exchange phones and read the responding text messages.

Here are some of the replies:

1. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick?

2. What now? Did you crash the car again?

3. I don't understand what you mean?

4. What did you do now? I won't forgive you this time!!!

5. ?!?

6. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?

7. Am I dreaming? ????

8. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today...!!!

9. I asked you not to drink anymore!!

and the best one

10. Who is this?

Marzi ki zindagi ke 7 steps
Marzi ki zindagi ke 7 steps

Marzi ki zindagi ke 7 steps...

1) Studies
2) Entertainment
3) Good Job
4) Shaadi
5)....
6)....
7)....


Shaadi ho gai na?

Marzi ki zindgi khtam...

Your husband need total rest
Your husband need total rest

Doctor. Aap ke husband ko mukamal sukun ki zarurat hai ye lo neend ki golian.
Biwi. Yeh main inhein kis waqt du.
Doctor. Yeh aapne khani hain.

Why the bride dressed in white
Why the bride dressed in white

Boy whispers to his mom during a wedding
Boy: "Mommy?"
Mom: "What?"
Boy: "Why is the girl dressed in white?"
Mom: "Because this is the happiest day of her life."
Boy: "That's why is the boy dressed in black".

Banta in Emergency
Banta in Emergency

Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your Name?
Patient: Banta
Nurse: Age?
Patient: 28 years
Nurse: Married?
Patient: No, Car Accident.


Swarg ke baahar ka seen
Swarg ke baahar ka seen

Swarg ke baahar ka seen:

1st Aadmi : Bhagwan main doctor hoon aur maine logo ki bahot sewa ki hai mujhe swarg mein aane do.
God : Nahi tum andar nahi aa sakte.

2nd Aadmi : Bhagwan main pandit hoon aur maine sari zindagi aapki pooja ki hai mujhe swarg mein aane do.
God : Nahi tum bhi andar nahi aa sakte.

3rd Aadmi : Nhagwan main shaadi shuda hoon.
God : Bas kar pagle rulayega kya, chal andar swarg mein aaja.

Men and Women in Heaven
Men and Women in Heaven

Men and women on earth die and go to heaven.

God comes and says: -

"I want the men to form two queues, one line for the men who had control over their women, and the other one for the men who were controlled by their women. Also, I want all the women to go away so that no man and woman can talk."

Next time God comes back, the women are gone, and there are two lines. The line for the men who were controlled by their women is 100 miles long, and in the line of men who had control over their women there is only one man.

God gets mad and says, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all controlled by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from him!"

"Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

The man replies, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."

Biwi Jaan Dene Ja Rahi Hai
Biwi Jaan Dene Ja Rahi Hai

Man to hotel manager: Jaldi chalo, meri wife khidki se kood kar jaan dena ja rahi hai.
Manager: So... Sir what can I do?
Main: Abbe khidki nahi khul rahi.




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