Husband: I found Aladdin's lamp today
Wife: wow, what did you ask for darling??
Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
Wife: oh..luv u so much.. Did he do that??
Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero...
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Husband: I found Aladdin's lamp today
Pehle Mai Bahut Dukhi Rehta Tha. . .
Hamesha Rota Rehta Tha. . .
Mujhse Kaam Nahi Ho Pata Tha. . .
Gharwalo Ke Taane Sun Ke Ro Diya Karta Tha. . .
Fir Maine Is Naye Product Ke Baare Me Suna,
Ye Waakai Lajwaab Hai. . .
Ab Mein Puri Neend 2-3 Ghante Me Hi Kar Leta Hu. . .
Duniya Bhar Ke Taane Aur Galiyan Hass Hass Ke Sun Leta Hu. . .
Kitni Bhi Musibat Aaye Khush Rehta Hu. . .
Dukh Sukh Ki Tension Se Upar Uth Gaya Hu. . .
Nark - Swarg Yahin Hai Samajhta Hu. . .
Dushmano Se Pyaar Ho Gaya Hai. . .
Ye ! WIFE
Waakai Asardaar Hai.
Always keep your wife's picture as mobile screensaver. Whenever you face a problem, see the picture & say. If I can handle this, I can handle anything!
Kuch Kuch hota hai: DOST SE PYAAR
Mohabattein: PRINCIPAL KI BETI SE PYAAR
Kal ho na ho: PADOSI KI BETI SE PYAAR
Kabhi khushi Kabhi gum: NAUKAR KI BETI SE PYAAR
Kabhi Alvida na Kehna: DUSARO KI BIWI SE PYAAR
Baazigar: DUSHMAN KI BETI SE PYAAR
Pardes: DOST KI MANGETAR SE PYAAR
Dil se: TERRORIST SE PYAAR
Mai Hoon na: TEACHER SE PYAAR
Chennai Express : DON KI BETI SE PYAAR..
Note - SRK teaches us how to manage risky love affairs..!!!
arre haa, risky se yaad aaya,
The most risky love is...
Rab ne bana di jodi: KHUDKI BIWI SE PYARR!!
1st Friend: Yaar meri biwi bohat gussa karti hai.
2nd Friend: Meri bhi pehle kiya karti thi par ab nahin karti.
1st Friend: Tumne kya ilaaj kiya?
2nd Friend: 1 din gusse mein thi to maine keh diya ki,
"Budhaape mein gussa aa hi jata hai".
Bas woh din hai aur aaj ka din hai, tez Awaaz mein bhi baat nahi karti!
A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He couldn't control his curiosity and asked "Do u always carry ur TV remote with you?" She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today..
The story continues....
The shopkeeper laughs and takes back all the items that lady had purchased.
Shocked at this act, she asks the shopkeeper what is he doing. He said your husband has blocked your credit card.
MORAL : Respect the hobbies of your husband.
A woman finds Aladdin's magic lamp. She starts rubbing it and a Genie comes out as usual. The woman looks at the Genie and asks him to grant her wishes
- I want my husband to have eyes only for me
- I want to be the only one in his life
- I want him to sleep always by my side
- I want that when he gets up in the morning I'm the first thing he grabs and takes me everywhere he goes.
The Genie turned her into a Smart Phone....!!
Wonderful confession by a girl in church and amazing reply she got
She:I am in love with a boy who is far away from me
I am in India and he lives in UK
We met on marriage website
Became friends on Facebook
Had long chats on whatsapp
Proposed each other on skype
And now 2 months of relationship through viber
"I need your blessings and good wish Oh god"
Guy besides her said: Now get married on twitter
Have fun on tango
Buy your kids from ebay
Send them through gmail
And if u r fed up with your husband or kids toh unko OLX pe bech do......
Wife : Jaanu batao tum mujh se kitna pyar karte ho?
Husband : Bahut zyaada.
Wife : Phir bhi kitna
Husband : Itna ki dil kar raha hai ki tumhari jesi ek aur le aaoon.