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Marriage Jokes

Marriage Jokes

Wedding Jokes or Marriage Jokes or Husband Wife Joke are the description of funny situation between husband and wife. In these type of humour generally there is a situation in which husband is tortured by his wife and joke describes it humorously. We have a good collection of funny marriage jokes. These are original and best in its category. Hope you will enjoy it. You can mail these marriage jokes to your friends or someone you want. If you have some wedding jokes please send it to us and we will display your it on our website. Also don't forget to rate these jokes because it will help us to improve our collection.

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Husband describes Wife after 15 years
Husband describes Wife after 15 years

After 15 years of marriage the wife asked her husband to describe her.

The husband looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said ABCDEFGHIJK

"What does that mean?" She asked.

"Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous and Hot" he replied.

Wife Smiling asked, "What about IJK?"

He replied: I'm Just Kidding!

Questions
Questions

Questions Women ask that Men hate

Am I fat?

Do you think she's pretty?

Will you call me?

Do you love me?

This dress or this one?

I have nothing to wear! How?

Should I sign up for this aerobics class?

Will you love me forever?

You will never leave me right?

Definition of the Bravest Man
Definition of the Bravest Man

What's the definition of the bravest man in the world?

The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of perfume, then slaps his wife on the backside and says: "You're next,fatty."

Vidaai ke Samay
Vidaai ke Samay

Vidaai ke samay dulhan ke chhote bhai ne papa se poochha

"Papa didi to ro rahi hai par jija ji nahi ro rahe hain"

Papa: "Beta didi to gate tak hi royegi par tere jija ji zindagi bhar royenge"

Agree or Not
Agree or Not

Aapne suna hoga Maa-Baap ke karmon ka phal unke bachchon ko bhugatana padta hai,

Lekin kabhi-kabhi Maa-Baap ke karmon ka phal unke DAMADON ko bhi bhugatana padta hai!


Very True
Very True

Laughing at your own mistakes can lengthen your life
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BUT
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Laughing at your wife's mistakes can shorten your life.

Intellegent Aladdin
Intellegent Aladdin

Husband: I found Aladdin's lamp today
Wife: wow, what did you ask for darling??

Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
Wife: oh..luv u so much.. Did he do that??

Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero...

New Product for All Problems
New Product for All Problems

Pehle Mai Bahut Dukhi Rehta Tha. . .
Hamesha Rota Rehta Tha. . .
Mujhse Kaam Nahi Ho Pata Tha. . .
Gharwalo Ke Taane Sun Ke Ro Diya Karta Tha. . .
Fir Maine Is Naye Product Ke Baare Me Suna,

!!!...WIFE...!!!

Ye Waakai Lajwaab Hai. . .



Ab Mein Puri Neend 2-3 Ghante Me Hi Kar Leta Hu. . .

Duniya Bhar Ke Taane Aur Galiyan Hass Hass Ke Sun Leta Hu. . .

Kitni Bhi Musibat Aaye Khush Rehta Hu. . .

Dukh Sukh Ki Tension Se Upar Uth Gaya Hu. . .

Nark - Swarg Yahin Hai Samajhta Hu. . .

Dushmano Se Pyaar Ho Gaya Hai. . .

Sach Main,
Ye ! WIFE
Waakai Asardaar Hai.
Always keep your wife's picture as mobile screensaver. Whenever you face a problem, see the picture & say. If I can handle this, I can handle anything!




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