Marriage Jokes

Marriage Jokes

Wedding Jokes or Marriage Jokes or Husband Wife Joke are the description of funny situation between husband and wife. In these type of humour generally there is a situation in which husband is tortured by his wife and joke describes it humorously. We have a good collection of funny marriage jokes. These are original and best in its category. Hope you will enjoy it. You can mail these marriage jokes to your friends or someone you want. If you have some wedding jokes please send it to us and we will display your it on our website. Also don't forget to rate these jokes because it will help us to improve our collection.

Marriage Jokes
Evolution of man
Evolution of man

Evolution of man:

Shadi se pehle-hero no. 1
Shadi k baad- coolie no. 1

Shadi se pehle: maine pyar kiya
Shadi k baad- ye maine kya kiya?

Shadi se pehle- Janeman mat jao
Shadi k baad- jaan mat khao

Shadi se pehle- tum bin raha na jaye
Shadi k baad- tum ko saha na jaye

Shadi se pehle- kuch to bolo
Shadi ke baad- kabhi chup b ho lo

Shadi se pehle- I luv you
Shadi k baad- aaj phir aalu?

Shadi se phle- milne kab aaogi?
Shadi k baad- mayke kab jaogi?

Love Your Husband
Love Your Husband

Every wife must read this.....

Love ur husband
When he orders you to make tea or coffee.
He wants to feel fresh
to listen your nonstop talks.....

Love him
If he looks at all the beautiful females.
he is just checking that you are still the best.

Love him
If criticise your cooking,
he is still improving his taste.....

Love him
If snores at night and disturbs your sleep.
He is trying to prove that he is the most
relaxed person after marriage with you!

Love him
If he forgets to
give you a gift on your birthday
he is saving money for your future.

Love him...
Because you don't have a choice ;-)

Burger or Kiss
Burger or Kiss

Wife: Can u help me in the gardening ?

Husband: What do u think I am...a gardener ?

Wife: Can u fix the door handle ?

Husband: What do you think I am... a Carpenter ?

In the evening, when husband came from work, he saw everything has been fixed.

Husband: Who did all this ?

Wife: Our neighbour.

But he gave me 2 options.....

Either I should give him a burger or a kiss.

Husband: I am sure u must have given him a burger.

Wife: What do u think I am.......McDonalds ?!!

Husband describes Wife after 15 years
Husband describes Wife after 15 years

After 15 years of marriage the wife asked her husband to describe her.

The husband looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said ABCDEFGHIJK

"What does that mean?" She asked.

"Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous and Hot" he replied.

Wife Smiling asked, "What about IJK?"

He replied: I'm Just Kidding!


Questions Women ask that Men hate

Am I fat?

Do you think she's pretty?

Will you call me?

Do you love me?

This dress or this one?

I have nothing to wear! How?

Should I sign up for this aerobics class?

Will you love me forever?

You will never leave me right?

Definition of the Bravest Man
Definition of the Bravest Man

What's the definition of the bravest man in the world?

The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of perfume, then slaps his wife on the backside and says: "You're next,fatty."

Vidaai ke Samay
Vidaai ke Samay

Vidaai ke samay dulhan ke chhote bhai ne papa se poochha

"Papa didi to ro rahi hai par jija ji nahi ro rahe hain"

Papa: "Beta didi to gate tak hi royegi par tere jija ji zindagi bhar royenge"

Agree or Not
Agree or Not

Aapne suna hoga Maa-Baap ke karmon ka phal unke bachchon ko bhugatana padta hai,

Lekin kabhi-kabhi Maa-Baap ke karmon ka phal unke DAMADON ko bhi bhugatana padta hai!

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