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Sardar Jokes, Santa-Banta Jokes, Punjabi Jokes or Jokes on Sardar are espacially created on Sardars (A community in India). In Sardar Jokes, Sardars are considered as a fool although they are not in real. In sardar jokes a sardar is generally called as 'Sardar Ji'. Although in these jokes sardars are presented as a fool but we all know that they are not like that and have an intelligence level like any other person. We have no intention to hurt any one's imotions. All it is just a fun. We have a cute & funny collection of sardar jokes. These jokes are original and best which you could find on the web. Hope you will enjoy these jokes. You can e-mail these sardar jokes to your friends. If you have your own Sardar Jokes please send your jokes to us so that we will display your joke on our website.

Main Pregnant Hoon

Jeeto: Ek baat batani hai, par plz muje marna nahi.
Santa: Bolo.
Jeeto: Main Pregnant hoon!
Santa: It's a good News.
Jeeto: Shaadi ke pahle pitaji ko bataya tha to bahut maar padi thi.

Rescue From Fire

Once Santa Singh rescued 6 people from a house burning on fire.
But still he was jailed !!!!!
Why????
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Because all the rescued persons were fire fighters !!!

Football In Dream

Patient Sardar: In my dreams monkey play football every night.
Doctor: Take this medicine from tonight.
Patient Sardar: Can I start from tomorrow because tonight is Final.

Sher D Putta

Sardar told his son: "O tu ghabra mat, tu to sher da puttar hai."
Beta: "Papaji,Class teacher bhi yehi bolti Hai ki tu kisi jaanwar ki hi aulad hai".......

5 Baje

Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police:Kion has rahe ho?
Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon.!

Ladki Ka Naam

Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai..
Santa: Kya naam hai uska?
Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"

Yoga Effect

Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband's drinking habit?
Woman: Yes, an amazing effect! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.

Loose Motions

Santa: "Dr. Sahab I Am Suffering From Loose Motions"
Doctor: "Kitni Patli Aati Hai?"
Santa: "Samajh Lo Ki Aap Usse Gargle Kar Sakte Ho"

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