Sardar Jokes, Santa-Banta Jokes, Punjabi Jokes or Jokes on Sardar are espacially created on Sardars (A community in India). In Sardar Jokes, Sardars are considered as a fool although they are not in real. In sardar jokes a sardar is generally called as 'Sardar Ji'. Although in these jokes sardars are presented as a fool but we all know that they are not like that and have an intelligence level like any other person. We have no intention to hurt any one's imotions. All it is just a fun. We have a cute & funny collection of sardar jokes. These jokes are original and best which you could find on the web. Hope you will enjoy these jokes. You can e-mail these sardar jokes to your friends. If you have your own Sardar Jokes please send your jokes to us so that we will display your joke on our website.
Santa apni biwi k office gaya to usne dekha k uski biwi boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi.
Santa:- Chal preeto, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna jahan staff ke liye kursi bhi na ho.
Santa: Yaar maine naye detergent se apni shirt dhoi aur woh chhoti ho gayi, ab kya karun?
Banta: Usi detergent se ek baar khud naha le.
Santa: Mujhe sanskrit sikhaoge?
Pandit: Kyun ?
Santa: Devtaon ki bhasha hai, Swarg me zarurat padegi.
Pandit: Agar nark gaya to?
Santa: Punjabi tan aundi hi hai.
Santa- Tu miror ke samne baith kar kyun padhta hai?
Banta- Iske 3 fayde hain.
1. Sath me revsion ho jata hai.
2. Khud pe nazar bhi rehti hai.
3. Padhne ke liye company mil jati hai.
The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "Oy, ye Maruti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain, )
aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?"
News Flash: A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab.
Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more.
Ek sardar plane mein pilot se headphone chheen raha tha.
Pilot: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Sardar: Ticket ke paise hum de aur gaane tu akele sun raha hai!
SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.
1.Strength: My wife,Jeeto.
2.Weakness: Banta' s wife,Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat:When I am on tour...
