Doubt about Last Son
This couple had 4 sons. The first 3 were tall, fair, redheads with blue eyes and the last one was dark, with curly hair, and short. When the man was on his deathbed, he whispered to his wife- baby, are you sure that you never cheated on me? Our last son is giving me doubts.
Wife swears that he is his son. Husband dies.
Soon after that.
Wife- Thank goodness he didn't ask about the first three sons.
Give up my seat to a lady
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
Young Girl after her Honeymoon
A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired.
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied : When this 70 year old bastard told me he has saved a lot from last 50 years, "I thought It was MONEY"
6 Old Ladies
One day, while walking to the store, I passed by a Nursing Home. On the front lawn were 6 old ladies laying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store. On my return trip, I passed the same Nursing Home with the same 6 old ladies laying naked on the lawn. This time my curiosity got the best of me and I went inside to talk to the manager. "Do you know there are 6 ladies laying naked on your front lawn?" Yes," he said. "They are retired prostitutes and they're having a yard sale."
Ur Son Peed His Name in the Sand
Two guys are walking on the beach. One guy says to the other Hey your son peed his name in the sand. The other guy says so whats wrong with that lots of kids do that. He said yeah your right but its in my daughter's hand writing.