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Sexy Jokes

Sexy Jokes

Sexy Jokes are also known as Sexy Dirty Jokes or Adult Jokes or Sex Jokes. The term Sexy Jokes is used to describe various jokes, prose, poems, black comedy and skits that deal with topics that are considered to be sexy taste or vulgar. It is concerned with sex, a particular ethnic group, or gender. Other Sexy Jokes includes violence, particularly domestic abuse, excessive swearing or profanity. Adult Jokes are not suitabe to be viewed or listen by any unmatured person.
Funny Sexy Jokes are of various type for example American Sexy Jokes, Cyber Sexy Jokes, Sexy Adult Jokes.
We have a large collection of sexy jokes for you to have some good time but be sure you must be over 18 years to visit this section.
Since these jokes are not suitable for minors but sexy jokes are most popular form of jokes on the web. So enjoy these latest sexy adult jokes.

Studying Is Better
Studying Is Better

Why Studying Is Better Than Sex

10. You can usually find someone to do it with.

9. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place and pick up where you left off.

8. You can finish early without feelings of guilt or shame.

7. When you open a book, you don't have to worry about who else has opened it.

6. A little coffee and you can do it all night.

5. If you don't finish a chapter you won't gain a reputation as a "book teaser."

4. You can do it, eat and watch T.V. all at the same time.

3. You don't get embarrassed if your parents interrupt you in the middle.

2. You don't have to put your beer down to do it.

1. If you aren't sure what you're doing, you can always ask your roommate for help.

I can not proceed
I can not proceed

A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says:
- I can not proceed in this way.
And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say:
- We can not proceed in this way.
And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say:
- We can not proceed in this way.
And they dig up the woman.

Belly Problem
Belly Problem

A bachelor has no belly because when he opens a fridge he says:
- "Fuck it, the same again!" and then goes to the bed.
Married man has belly because when he comes to the bad he says:
- "Fuck it, the same again!" and then goes and opens the fridge.

Odd One Out
Odd One Out

Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.

Elephant to Man
Elephant to Man

Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. "How do you breath through something so small?"

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