The Difference

The Difference

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?

The bucket.

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What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.

Sharks attack

Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.

Lying lawyer

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

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