Yo mama's so fat when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
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Sam: Would you punish me for those thing I didn't do?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Sam: Thakns, because I didn't do my homework.
What is defference between man and Superman?
Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.
According to a new article in 'Cosmopolitan' magazine, they say the position you sleep in says a lot about you.
They say women who sleep on their sides are sensitive, women who sleep on their stomachs are competent, and women who sleep on their backs with their ankles behind their ears are very popular.