Yo mama's so fat when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
More Funny Jokes
Sam: Would you punish me for those thing I didn't do?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Sam: Thakns, because I didn't do my homework.
What is defference between man and Superman?
Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.