In shape

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.




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So fat

Yo mama's so fat when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

Punishment

Sam: Would you punish me for those thing I didn't do?

Teacher: No, of course not.

Sam: Thakns, because I didn't do my homework.

Superman

What is defference between man and Superman?

Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.

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