Men are like horoscopes: They always tell you what to do, and they are always wrong.
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Men are like computers: Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
Yo mama's so fat when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.