Why are men like commercials?
You can't believe a word they say.
More Funny Jokes
Men are like horoscopes: They always tell you what to do, and they are always wrong.
Men are like computers: Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.