What have you done wrong if your wife walks into the living room and slaps you.
You have left the chain to long.
More Marriage Jokes
A Old Man aged 80 years marries a Girl of 15 years.
Q:) First Night both of them CRY Loudly.......... Why?
A:) She didn't knew what to do.........and he Forgot How to do!
A newly wed couple went to their lawyer to get themselves a divorce.
The lawyer wondered dat why do they want a divorce wen they are both good looking & newly wed... So he took both of them into seperate rooms & asked them the reason for the divorce...
1st with the man..
"I wanted this () ... atleast this ( ) .. but wat is this ( *** ) ..!!!"
...then with the woman..
"I wanted this =========> ...atleast this =====> ...but wat is this ==> ..!!"
Mother to married daugter: Anita do you know the meaning of "MANGALSUTRA",
Daughter replied yes "License to enjoy kamasutra"